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[national anthem] [national anthem] [national anthem] will good morning. Well to Fox Friends on a sunday morning. Will cain, Pete Hegseth, rachel camposduffy. Good morning. Pete good morning. Will how you feeling . Rachel how was your Sons Game . Will good. Rachel did they win . Will no. Rachel did he play well . Will he played fine. I just told pete, he kicked another Onside Kick last night. Pete the World Master Rachel is that a pete its hard to do it properly its almost impossible, not imposs...

Kate Snow Voiceover a College Student vanishes. I had this Chill Go through my whole body. They asked us, well, do you have a Crime Scene . No, we dont, other than flipflops in a Parking Lot. We had a community that was scared whos going to be the next victim. Kate Snow Voiceover 1,000 Miles Away, another student in danger. She said hes got a knife. Hes trying to kill me. There were guns, and there was a girl there, and there was blood. This is not the first time hes done this. Kate Snow Voiceov...

But she was perfect for me. Craig melvin and when her daughter became a mom, life itself seemed perfect, but not for long. Dayna herroz called the sergeant, and said, please, tell me that this isnt true. He said, i cant. Craig melvin but who wanted her daughter dead . She had lovers, not enemies. Josh mankiewicz how did tori describe her relationship . Friends with benefits. Craig melvin the question for police, which friend was the father, and which the killer . Josh mankiewicz it doesnt seem a...

And now the hbo original series real time with bill maher you doing everybody. How are you doing thank you i appreciate it. Thank you very much all right. Sit down. We have some. This show, i mean unbelievable. The amount of news we have to cover its a good thing weve stopped clapping so lets not bury the lead. The big story this week they tried to shoot trump again. Lets not not funny. This okay im being serious now. This is the second time this happened. I said this before. There can be no fuz...

Have i got news for you kenan thompson and for roy wood jr. In the news this week at a town hall with oprah kamala harris said that if someone breaks into her house, they getting shot, which is probably why her husband enters the house like this hey, its done excitement is building for the hbo reboot of harry potter especially now that theyve found there hagrid, we get up harry get your fat and out of the couch whose join me in welcoming our team captains ever referred congressman from pennsylva...

Night. live in new york city for another big episode of the cable news keg party and its ladies night with an all female panel. [applause] kind of a big deal because the only three women who dont have adams apples. [laughter] lets see these babes, podcast powerhouse monday night football legend and one of the few women in media not hooking up with rfk junior, michelle in the house. [laughter] was apprised me about the story is apparently he was in a 16 relationship with a reporter and people we...

Now on bbc news, the travel show. Im Toby Carr and, over the next year, im going to kayak in all of the areas of the Shipping Forecast. Now, the Shipping Forecast, issued by the met office on behalf of the maritime and coast guard agency, at 0015 on tuesday, january 11. Around every corner, theres something new. Gps seems to be switching around where it says it is. Its kind of funny ive been charging around this bit of sea a bit like a mad person. I thought it was a brilliant adventure that he w...

The Saturday Edition of morning Joe Weekend. It was such a busy week, so lets get right to it, some of the conversations you might have missed. Weve got a lot to get to this morning. Many polls showing a tight president ial race in three Battleground States. pennsylvania, where the latest New York Times Siena College, Philadelphia Inquirer Aisle of likely voters finds Vice President Kamala Harris ahead of former President Donald Trump 50 to 46 . That result polls within the Polls Margin of error...

Where it says it is. Its kind of funny, ive been charging around this bit of sea a bit like a mad person. I thought it was a brilliant adventure that he was going on. But once i started seeing some of his reports of the faroe islands, i suddenly thought, this is actually quite scary. What hes doing is probably quite dangerous. Wind gusts the winds gone a bit crazy. The sea is mental. Probably be about sixmetrehigh waves. It looks maybe more than that. There are warnings of gales in viking, north...

Morning. Have a great weekend happening now Kamala Harris rallies in Georgia Voters on the issue of Abortion Rights as trump allies on the States Election Board approved a very, very controversial new rule requiring many ballots be counted by hand. This, as were learning that Donald Trump personally made the pitch to the brassica officials seeking an Election Rule Change that could potentially hurt the Harris Campaign. Also tonight, republicans in North Carolina Carolina are assessing the damage...