Have i got news for you kenan thompson and for roy wood jr. In the news this week at a town hall with oprah kamala harris said that if someone breaks into her house, they getting shot, which is probably why her husband enters the house like this hey, it's done excitement is building for the hbo reboot of harry potter especially now that they've found there hagrid, we get up harry get your fat and out of the couch whose join me in welcoming our team captains ever referred congressman from pennsylvania and a moderate republican, which means he only hates women a little bit michel, she's a writer and comedian who just shot her new netflix special. Look forward in 2025 and funny in fact, orson welles named his sled after her. It's rosebud banker stories of the week. Here's tonight's first game and pristine, you're gonna be up first. I'll show you a clip package represent a major news story from the past week and you'll tell me what's the story here's the clip. Alright, so we got a tinfoil hat man. He's too ohio, and we got a sexy cat though police oh, this i think is referencing the story of all of the bomb threats that were called into various places in ohio because of the very dangerous rhetoric they're eating the dogs, eating the cats. Your clothes, and correct springfield, ohio, sleepy little town. Yet flip turned upside down ever since donald trump repeated the lie about haitian immigrants eating pets. And last week's presidential debate, they're eating the dogs springfield has been the target of over 30 bomb threats, including bomb threats called into schools, university, city buildings, and hospitals. The fallout forced ohio governor mike dewine rebuked the story on national tv. How did the governor characterize the story? bad would be crazy if the governor went on tv man are eating cats and dogs you don't say that here's governor dewine characterize the story. There's a lot of garbage on the internet, kind of a redundancy in my opinion it is the internet. It's like when you say atm machine, the m means machine, you don't have to say be better to say it was a little bit internet on this garbage j. D. Vance vance, who is from ohio, has refused to back down from his false claims. How did he justify continuing to spread a fake story? he likes to lie he said he wanted to create a new story or a narrative. Here's how vance defended his lies. If i have to just do the name create stories so that the american media actually pays attention to the suffering of the american people. Then that's what i'm going to do. Dana for me to create a false story that's called a lie yeah they knowingly doing campaign relied on the story of one constituent who filed a police report about her missing cat to backup their lai does anybody know the missing cat's name? it would be best if the cat was named dinner, that would actually make a story that missing cat's name is miss sassy ms richard here earning her name does anyone know what really happened yet to miss sassy now, you can tell when you look at that picture, miss sassy, that their house is filth nasty and it becomes very easy to understand why there was in the basement to the wall street journal, miss sassy returned a few days later, found safe in her own basement where's my cat? it has to be those about lack as neighbors like a former congressman, charlie, when did the lies turn? because normally american people count on the politicians to create the lie that we all follow. But now j. D. Vance is allowing the constituent to create the lie that he it's like if threat played the flute for the pied piper disconnection between the, between the truth these days in dc, it's really sad. I don't know how you fix it but if people don't agree on facts anymore, it's hard to have a conversation on a serious issue. I disagree. See that according to a recent yougov poll, 52% of likely 2024 trump voters believed that the claim is definitely or probably true, but really you're probably are two very different things we also found out this week that at least one haitian immigrant has a highprofile job that president trump might be interested in. Who is it and what is the job lawyer is a us attorney who's investigating you guys like googling over there attorney. He's correct. Points to team member haitian immigrant within important job as florida prosecutor, markenzy lapointe lapointe is not only the first haitian born us attorney, he also just happens to be overseeing the case of trump's wouldbe assassin. That's right yeah this haitian has gone hamburg this case, if he can put them cat sandwiches down people, i love you and i don't want no beef beverages. Joke, i love you now, ohio law enforcement their focus has been on all of the craziness that's been happening in springfield, which means they're late to respond to real problems within the state. The resources are imbalanced, so what was the real problem outside of cleveland this week? and does anybody know what serious problem i'm talking about? because it involves fentanyl. Everything involves fentanyl at this point here's the real ohio crime story. We should have been focusing on this week. Okay, here's something you don't see every day, an eightyearold girl drove 11 miles in her mother's car to go shopping at a target store outside of cleveland, drive a call police after watching her swerve, you see in and out of the lanes? she did admit to hitting a mailbox, but she won't face any charges. No. Fentanyl was involved that we know about bombs point. Do you know what the police found her dueling fentanyl you you too do you know what the police found are doing at the target playing candy crush? final answer when eightyearold was located by the police, the eightyearold was reportedly enjoying a frappuccino i was i was close. I wouldn't bet $1 this child calls their mom by her first name so in conclusion, the fake story about legal immigrants cause chaos in springfield. It was debunked by the governor, but trump voters don't care. And miss sassy, the cat is really that ditch michael and roads, but i'm going to play a clip it's going to be from the news this week, you watched a clip and you tell me what the story already. There's an elephant that's a donkey that the caution know yep that's i know can have you can have that fentanyl little baby ivf nice okay. This is the story of the senate's inability to pass this because i know this is going to be an ivf question and i don't know the answer to this does the f in ivf stand for fentanyl they give it to you at the end did you already? yeah. Yeah, i did. Ivf fentanyl at the end as a tree okay. You had a baby, ivy, have you didn't have the fentanyl aviv? i did ivf and then i got a baby after ivf, which was a real ways to 20 k, but yeah, this is such a man question number. But to ask you can pay for ivf and it don't work it just it worked it worked so we got embryos from it and i got pregnant naturally oh, you're like fuck these embryolike 20 k down the drain. We can save, but also, i've got the embryos and then if she acts up, i can be like, hey like a photo of the embryo on the wall and the chiles room like footage is essentially the story of the senate's inability to pass an ivf protection bill for the second time this year republican shut down the democrats attempt to pass legislation that would guarantee federal protections for in vitro fertilization. Just don't do you want us to have the babies or not we have the baby's and we get that shots and we make the babies or no babies are babies, but we want them made in the right way. And that's what happens in washington an issue where people's supposedly agree on. You'll bring up some side issue to say, well, this is going to derail the whole thing that's really not central to the main main point unsurprisingly 62% of americans support protecting ivf, including a majority of republican voters but gop senators say the bill was only presented as a show vote. It was simply an attempt by democrats to try and create a political issue where there isn't one. I think there is a political issue there am i mistaken? i mean, the whole abortion thing, it was predicated on its a baby at the point of conception. So that is the objection with ivf if you believe that life begins at conception, you really cannot support ivf. That's the challenge. And there are some who can't reconcile that because you're going to have to create embryos are going to lose embryos in the process and if you think an embryo was a human being, that has all the rights of people like us. Well then it's kind of hard to support ivf. I support ivf. I expanded it for the va when i was running the appropriations you're not in office i don't want people to think for here a lot of people having babies. Okay even stranger as the republican vote against protecting ivf also goes against president trump. Does anyone know how president trump described himself on the issue of ivf? he's for it, and he and he wants it to be mandated insurance coverage would be free for people who seek it you still be reading the paper every day as i read, i am a news junkie that is that no. Yeah. He trump's position i have been a leader on fertilization, ivf. Do know that he's a leader in fertilization. We do know that can anyone tell me why he has this position on ivf? well, because that's what came to mind at the moment that someone asked him about it let's hear why trump supports ivf, because we want more babies to put it very nicely know why melania he said to put it nicely, somehow that made it. So not nice for trump that elon musk men keep running her mouth on what makes a good but mom but this week what female politician took a swipe at vice president harris for being a stepmom wait i can help you with this. You can i can you because i feel like it's right on the tip of your tongue. You want initials. What do you want? how do i help you? how do i? i hope you help me. How far do you have the answer? i do. Okay. Just say, sarah huckabee sanders. Sarah huckabee sanders facing work can be so he's going to yeah. Well, saying her name is in a bad thing. He has to oh, say it three times because like a droopy the answer is sarah huckabee sanders. Let's see what she said at a trump rally in arkansas this week. So my kids keep me humble unfortunately, kamala harris doesn't have anything keeping her humble i think what sarah huckabee sanders said about kamala harris is not a fair assertion to say that she has no one at home to keep her humble is not true when she has this person hey governor sanders kids said to help keep her humble, were voting democrat damn sopper take your car to target. I'm back let's hear how keep her humble sweet daughter reaches up, pats my shoulder and says, it's ok, mommy, one day you can be pretty too everybody close her eyes imagine saying that to your mother i would be in the car on my way to target you, say that once i feel like i could play sarah huckabee sanders in the movie version of sarah huckabee sanders i think my god, i looked just like her do you think sarah huckabee sanders was like a yes to fight version of tom brady don't think tom brady would like that at all this is the kind of astute political analysis that got you elected 13 times i don't now, 13 times undefeated and unindicted and i think little bit a retired politician like the measure of whether or not you succeeded. It's just whether or not you went to jail do you have any votes that you regret? you know, early it career i voted against marriage equality and i corrected myself later in life, but i was that was one i married a man. I did not i did not. But now, you're on one gas team. My news and democrats need to quit juggling other people's eggs because something's going to break and governor sanders, daughter nice to sign up for a roast battle we're going to take a quick break and come right back, but warming up the catheter to give michael an embryo of his own tomorrow on the whole story, how does a bernie bro become a protrump social media superstar maga, communist, you know, people watching cnn hey you're crazy. The whole story with anderson cooper tomorrow at 8:00 on cnn the assignment with audie cornish. Listen wherever you get your podcasts stay ahead of your moderate to severe eczema and show off clear skin and less issue with depicts it. The number the one prescribed biologic by dermatologists and allergists that helps heal your skin from within serious allergic reactions can occur that can be severe. 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We have someone on the offender meter, two weeks in a row unprecedented republican nominee for governor of north carolina, mark robinson, seen here telling steve urkel to get out of his house robinson offend? me news everyone mark robinson, defendant pretty much everybody. Cnn first reported on thursday that over a decade ago, robinson made comments on a porn site. And which he referred to himself as a black nazi and expressed support for reinstating slavery now, what's cool is he doesn't know how slavery works because you, you don't slave build a house by yourself i'm not going to say that this is a plot by the democrats to derail mark robinson's campaign. But looking at some of the stuff that he's alleged to have been commenting on on the porn site. All of it didn't feel like stuff a black dude would say some of the verbiage. It does feel like i wonder. Writer would say to be a white person pretends that black people vandalized and they put blanche rule does anybody have a guest to the name of the pornographic website where mark robinson was so active say it, pornhub, know. That would be normal this morning new website africa. The website will mark robinson said all this crazy was nude. Africa and check out their logo, looked at this the world's most amateur black sites the world by imagery, fonts note be fair, be fair. That was cutting edge comic sans font in late 90s when i was a kid nude, africa was national geographic like that yeah. Did you never look at national geographic that passed is foreign or we were kids, right i'll say this. Whatever you say on a porn site comment room, you meant that post orgasm clarity. He was telling the truth michael and rosebud let's see your offender oh, well, that's mr. Bsw? yes oh, i thought that was one of the minions. I that is popular youtuber jimmy donaldson, better known as mr. Bsw. Okay did mr. Beast offend your magneto offended five contestants of his upcoming reality competition show beast games who are suing him and amazon with allegations of sexual harassment and chronic mistreatment it's been a great week for dudes. Yeah yeah. That's what does man these wow graham videos, they get a lot of didn't he give people cite? i did water in africa, but he also makes crazy wacky videos to this, which explains his new youtube video you won't believe what happened when i was sexually harassed and chronically mistreated people number eight will shock you mr. Bsw announced that he's teaming up with logan paul to launch a competitor to lunchables. Oh, well, you can't do that the same week that you get sexual misconduct one downside. I do think though that if you're purchasing a premade lunchable from mr. Beason logan? paul, is that it automatically triggers a call to child protective service that was a centimeter member, 7,000 points team, michael, you went a lifetime membership to nude africa congratulate it's time now for missing words, captains, i'm going to give your team some recent news headlines with keywords, get out and you'll have to fill in the blank and give us the full story. It's going to be blank as hill mychael and rosebud. Here's your hit line. Candidate. Blanks during live tv debate if it's not dies it ought to be the answer is hits opponent with chair for mayor herself hello, turn violent last sunday when jose luis detainer hit his opponent, pablo marsal, what they chair said about won't name professor send my love is why we need a second debate and we're not going to make them do anything, but everyone's chair will be a folding chair charlie. Here's your next headline. Rare smelly blank wins new zealand. Blank of the year contests far farc, final answer the correct answer is rare, smelly penguin wins new zealand bird of the year contest, did not think you were going to say penguin this year's new zealand berta the year contest price was taken home by the endangered hoy, hoping one whose name means noise shelter. And of course, this year's american bird of the year was once again a pigeon stuck at the southwest terminal at newark international yeah, that's what it is. Here's a whole a whole penguin. The noise shout and not to be confused with the rare american noise shouted being gaining get i saw some of that on nude africa here's your headline. The apprentice producers were shot by trump's blank intellect musty carpet, and that is not a euphemism. I say smell. You you're both right points. Why answer is the apprentice producers were shot by trump's musty carpet producers was shocked by the sorry state of trump tower when they visit it saying that there was a musty carpet odor that followed them like an invisible cloud i think this does begged the question of does the musty carpet matched the musty drapes roy roy because asking i can't ask a question. Mr. Cobb roy for bonus points can either team tell me how never trump republican adam kinzinger described trump's personal odor on jimmy kimmel earlier this month old food, old food is a good guess. I can call out right now, he's it myself. Oh, bragg and he's my buddy a lifeline i miss here's what adam said on jimmy kimmel about trump's older. So he take like armpits, catchup, makeup, and a little but it's probably like and a little been how did he get that close? i've been close to trump i didn't smell anything. I mean, we've gotten bad argument, but i have covid at the time. No membrane. Charlie's here's your headline blink plummets during presidential debate. Wait. Oh, i have it. Blood pressure now that went the other way you the answer is porn traffic plummets during presidential debate because it was a very sexy debate but was mark robinson watching? their supporting off to the debate with all of them according to pornhub, a site of math familiar, but they say that traffic was down 14. 8% on average across the country during the debate which makes sense because if you want to watch an old man getting spanked, the debate was porn and if you're in des step moms oh, wow porn hubs, data first all shot, shot up the pornhub foot laying out the data in which a way to make it look like. You know, their dad is dripping down the wall amazing is as soon as the debate ends, people go right back to porn there i take it as much of a break as i can. I need to get back to her. So we know that it was at its lowest at 9:36. Here's the question. What were the candidates discussing that exact moment that was so interesting that americans briefly stopped masturbating cats and dogs eating cats and dogs, cats, dogs. Okay at 9:36 when pornhub traffic was at its lowest? vice president harris was talking about trump's court cases. And her plan for the housing shortage. Yeah, that that is not going to improve anybody's libido. I mean, what is it about the housing crisis that makes people just like put down the lotion because they're sad most people feel like they will never be able to to afford a house if fec and blows it makes it really hard to get it up but if we haven't learned anything from pornography, we know that there's a housing shortage that's why there's so many young land forced to move in with their buster young stepmothers that's missing words new zealand bird of the year let's go to commercial break. Go to commercial break has baby oil, has cao reaction to the birth oneonone episode was overwhelming. 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And i'll say you say how attentions call each other paul, you heard it live actually pnm, people call us i have a guess and this is a sincere guess. I don't know if it's correct. Jerry garcia, cherry garcia, the ice cream flavor. I know there was some kamala harris ice cream flavor by ben and jerry's. And i feel like if dolly parton doesn't have an ice cream flavor named after her somebody's going to jail because she should and when it doesn't eat so she wouldn't have am i in the right ballpark that's the nail on the head went out of gotten caught in kamala all have inspired their own ice cream flavors, while gwyneth paltrow has inspired a candle that smells like her i guess we should all be glad that gwyneth paltrow did not do ice cream roy oh i probably tastes like rose quartz because she's always win at the paltrow's bestselling candle is called. This smells like my and if you're wondering who would buy a candle that smells like gwyneth paltrow's surprise. Elton john that's the only person i would guess. Yeah. That math doesn't add up for me. I'll be honest. Yes, your fellow mathematician, i would like to agree less people who care about what someone's smells like. Dead or alive. I john is underestimating gay men's love of camp and i think this is the case amphibious makes perfect sense. Let's just assume elton john is gay don't know if i want elton john would have gwyneth paltrow camo because i still like listening to candle and the when now, roy curious you know, how like curious works both teams get three biographical details about a public figure, but only one of them is true. Your team has to guess which fun fact is the truth, and which are dirty, filthy lives. Let's get started first up, political commentator van jones, three facts about van jones. He was once rumored to be dating kim kardashian he's appeared as a newscaster in the dark knight rises. He once performed the heimlich maneuver on mike huckabee which one is the truth? my strategy for this is always the same it's just whichever one i want to be true that's what i go with. So i want him to have given the heimlich to mike huckabee. I want that more than anything. Number one, the answer is vance was once rumored to be dating kim kardashian met at a criminal justice reform summon any helped her out when she was getting her law degrees. So people thought they were hooking up, but they put the rumors to bid. When kim guessed it on his podcast were van called the experience the best rumor ever. And kim called it funny him, kardashian has a law degree. Oh, yeah. Yeah. I didn't know that she went back to law school about 78 years ago and then fault for the advocacy of friend wrongly convicted black women in prison when she passed the bar, as far as i know, have not bought the bars, that money they were doing i criminal justice reform and then they met together as you do in any romcom at eight criminal justice summit? yeah. Excuse me. I couldn't help but notice you over there fighting for justice beams thing here are three facts about outright internet person, laura loomer. Oh, my god, that's saw xi audition for american idol three times? yes yes. 100% suspended for trying to start a pro isis club. She has a hello kitty tattoo, which one is the truth through 100 percent okay. So what we know about laura loomer is she's a virulent islamophobia. So we know it's not number two, she has been banned from uber and from lift for being islamophobia, talking too much like marilyn manson so it's between one and three i'm going to want to know what kind of tattoos she has on her body. If you don't want to know what kind of tattoo she has on her body. Do not buy her scented candle wait, i'm going to say she does have a great personality for reality television. I'm going to say audition for american idol three times. The answer is, she tried to start a pro isis club in college. This is true. This is true. Ya be in 2015, laura loomer tried to start an isis club that are school barrow university. It was all a stunt to bait the libs, but instead, the school suspended her for creating a hostile environment that's not our loomer i know creating a hostile environment, hostile environment. Also the name of laura loomer's pinterest board all alright, let's get three facts about supreme court chief justice john roberts effect saw he has a no handshake policy he played peppermint patty in his high school production of euro good man charlie brown his favorite candy is great skittles. My dad and his dad both worked at bethlehem steel plant in beslan pennsylvania in the planet we all we all know did. I can't grade skittles. It sounds a little spicy for john roberts yeah. Achieved supreme court justice for sure is like, even like the almond joy or maybe a watch him a call it. I like the john roberts when he's going crazy reaches for watch him a call and he goes like the sassy about his case yes, she got to watch and when modi grade skittles got to pick one, i'm going to say peppermint patti. Okay, over here, we will say grape skittles. Chief justice john roberts played peppermint patty in his high school production of europe good man. Charlie brown this is roberts attempt at all boys la lumiere school in indiana, where he put on sandals to play america's eighth favorite peanut character peppermint patty i think i know why they cast him as peppermint patty. You got to see him in high school pretty good that's incredible bonus points. If anybody can tell me which current supreme court justice plate franklin and a blade has been liked curious, we'll be right back birth mono warner was overwhelming. The idea that this fictional character played april in politics is the bananas tv on the edge, moments that shaped our culture premieres tomorrow at nine on cnn destroyed things are changing changing wife. I'm not changed sexual orientation. I'm not changing the political party. We're going go to the house, would what saturday, october 5th on cnn every birthday, marty. Oh, no, you don't let me get this thanks. Your to kind of her unlimited 2% cash back wells fargo active cash credit card readings happen yeartie. 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First up ambra and charlie which to have been portrayed in a movie by dennis quaid no, reagan, i think is that okay. Well, what about wade laid reagan? it would be amazing if dennis quaid played p diddy at some point i got to go with dick van dyke, also. Y'all trash for using that picture that's so many dick van dyke because he's next to p bidding out here i want to go with ronald reagan and dick van dyke. That can't be right i think it's the correct answer is ronald reagan and bill clinton ronald reagan in the film reagan and bill clinton in the 2010 he'll film the special relations bad. Not play each hit the ronald reagan note sinaloa that and nancy reagan has played by dyson vacuum cleaner of the blowjobs and rose. But next up, we've got super super seniors, which two people both got their high school diplomas as adults. I said dolts i'm going to say dick van dyke and fuzzy bear i was literally going to stay the same thing. Pete davidson and dick van dyke. I think we should always go with tick mandates he seems like a squared away guided me though, thickness i feel i feel like we should always go with fozzie oh, yeah. It fonzie's on the list. We're answering. Yes it turns out dick van dyke and emunim got their high school diplomas as adults. Marshall mathers got a ged and dick van dyke got an honorary diploma. And yes, both of those counts i didn't know that m&m got his ged later on in life. That's probably why he never wrote stand back. And that's all to read or write? stan was mad at that man embrace charlie. Next. It's worked for taco bell which two people. Okay. Both made a living, making a run for the border i want to say davidson and diddy. You want to say pete davidson and diddy emhoff's is the square root of joy, a lawyer, i can't imagine he did in the end a little little animal up there wife kamala never worked at mcdonald's. We know that. Right. I'm going to i mean, obviously we're going with fozzie on the one side of course, of coalminer is just a question of p. Diddy or doug emhoff. P. Diddy i'm going to say doug, that's my doug. I'm going to say doug. I mean, it just i can see it on same tass safer bet i feel like if p. Diddy worked at taco bell, we would have heard about it in the indictment it's true. Yes the correct answer is pete davidson, who was tackled. Bill spokesperson, and doug emhoff who was tackled bills lawyers all right and as work as a trick question i mean, doug emhoff work for taco bell. He does sound kinda high all the time you start a taco bill order hey. Hey i'm done unfortunately, we're out of time. So we didn't get to our last clue. But just so you know, p diddy and fasi bear were both in the muppets most wanted movie and of course, we all know they're both alleged sex criminals. That was the middle fozzie. 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