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>> greg: all right. all right. somebody took a class in clapping. happy wednesday everybody. biden is in paris to commemorate the 80th anniversary of d-day he said i remembered that day will i saved 500 guys that day. i dont want to say he was confused but he kept bragging how the allies completed -- a defeated the klingons. wall street journal revealed biden might be suffering cognitive decline. talk about breaking news. nice job there wall street i wonder what stocks and financial se...

oh, great. i agree. i ag pig.e happy monday, everyone. so today, jury selection began r and hunter bidens gun trial and as a welcoming gift, those c selected were given a free dimebag. o to make sure its a jury of hiso peers. theyre looking fooking for peoo were given phony jobs in ukraine, smoked crack and a sensorn y tank had with a dead family members wife while impregnate a stripper. so far, they found one. possible witnesses include beau bidens widow, hallie biden. hunter bidens e...

Howler monkeys but. the answer is 84 by the way. we have thousands of deaths caused by texting and driving thousands more caused by texting and walking there are no moral cars in the amazon but walked 1d there were 10 things that could kill you. instead of getting hit by a viper you get bitten by 1 social media also draws her kids into stupid conflicts political hysteria and identity it goes from this to this how does that affect teens in the amazon we thought that this was weird but is this an ...

Never come back in now if they manage to stay afloat they are going to be gone for good. so shame on gavin newsom as the 1 bright spot here is were talking about automation if you got robot burger flippers and 6 robots on the horizon as they can push their buttons give the food they desire and take it there and have their way with it. 0 emotional attachment. im kind of torn. >> kat: you bring it back points you dont hear that on special report. >> you should. >> kat: tyrus 1 thing we have in com...

Need nobody understands. its caught old adult to babies. blind people i get but i believe that. and i believe service animals for people like that but if you are just nervous at 30,000 feet tough it out like the rest of us. i am sick of it. >> kat: a really good save making the exception for blind people clear. >> and/or something as yet how many pets? >> its different with animals in my house if you get a coffee get fed to something. and im like im her -- are you sure we. >> i would not bring m...

This confidence feels good you know what im not scared to ask that girl out anymore because this other random person online who actually just my friends who i dont even think they like. so i went out asked her out and you know it so maybe all of this fake ai girlfriend stuff will give them confidence to go out and ask them out the funny ending is that she rejected me though. >> kat: how long did they wait to tell you it was them doing it? >> they just told me last week. >> kat: i was going to sa...

But he does own almost 200 fast food restaurants if only i were single. he told business insider he plans to cut workers hours and put in self-service kiosks in his restaurants adding hes moving to do so as quickly as possible he says it just makes more sense rest to spend the capital expenditure on the kat -- technology. think if this had happened 14 years ago and they never got to work that job at boston market. i wouldnt have been able to make any money or get any of that material for my book...

Realize its about you keep going then you are a psychopath but that guy was finished and, yeah. >> kat: of all the things to thank god for. >> i sent out photos like your penis is almost a thousand megapixels long and thats how i figured it out. >> kat: andrew what would you look for a ai girlfriend. >> you know what i will tell you a funny story. i am trying to see the positive because i think we need to find positives in the stories we might go for roll -- full circle where everything is fake ...

Paying his workers $20 an hour but he only pays his workers $16 at both his restaurants this is hypocrisy absurd giving power to this new fast food counsel written into the bill that as powers way beyond work wages our violations any of that stuff its about moral layers of power [ cheers and applause ] >> sorry, its personal. >> kat: jim can you top that? >> i think its a good thing because they are leaving minneapolis if this doesnt for july 1st which i think is great because im a big supporter...

Million dollars because if you are a millionaire suddenly looks are less important. im just saying like all these golddiggers. yates got print marks liver spots like he so handsome its like shot up his money is handsome so its good in the sense for men to go through this. you dont want them going through this when they are an adult and married they need to graduate lose all their money go a couple weeks with these types of stuff thats man. [ bleeps ] grow up. >> kat: coming up and msnbc tool los...