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All right. are you ready? im going to take the flower by the thorns here and see if we can feed two birds with one scone. you have no idea what im talking about even more than usual. its because im trying to be the test tube and roll out the new alternative phrases peta wants everybody to use instead of traditional meat-based i had i dont means like take the bull by the horns, guinea pig, two birds with one stone. look, i hate to feed a fed horse, as peta says, but you get it. lets see if we can...

Horse, as peta says, but you get it. lets see if we can bring home the bagels with d. lemon. peta says using phrases like bring home the bacon is right up there like using homophobic language. replace kill two birds with one stone feed two birds with one scone. dont beat a dead horse, feed a fed horse. instead of take the bull by the horns, take the flower by the thorns. what have you got? >> peta should have several seats. thats one. is that one up there? peta does some great work. im sure, but...

>> im sending you a poem. im going to recite a poem to you. >> im talking about reality. >> poetry is reality. theres a beauty to life that sometimes transcends whats angry in the moment. >> the obamas are beautiful people. >> and they showed that today because donald trump -- >> yeah, they did. >> donald trump cast them out. he said they were last than. he threw aspersions on obama that were completely calculated to dehumanize him, to play to bigotries. thats the truth. thats what the birther m...

You. >> im talking about reality. >> poetry is reality. theres a beauty to life that sometimes transcends whats angry in the moment. >> the obamas are beautiful people. >> and they showed that today because donald trump -- >> yeah, they did. >> donald trump cast them out. he said they were last than. he threw aspersions on obama that were completely calculated to dehumanize him, to play to bigotries. thats the truth. thats what the birther movement was about. thats what it was always about. >> a...

Animals and conservation efforts. >> perfectly legitimate. >> and what people eat and where it comes from, i think youll have wide acceptance. documents like food inc. really opened peoples eyes. but when you go to this, grab the bull by the thorns, whatever it is, first of all, dopes like me will never get it straight. im going to wind up mixing metaphors all the time. and you wind up getting people focusing on the wrong things instead of the right things. >> thats because youre bullheaded. am ...

Here. were talking about animals. >> animals matter too. >> of course they do. >> theyre alive. you have to respect them. >> no one loves my dogs more than me. >> maybe him. he spends more time with them. >> yeah, takes care of them. >> by the way, were on your sister-in-laws food, ollie. >> expensive. i didnt tell you to go on it. >> but its just -- its not even political correctness. this is just way too far. come on, cut it out. >> my concern is this. when you push it this far, youre going to...

♪ >> lisa: get ready because the pc police are out in full force yet again. [siren blaring] peta has been trying to make the changes. taking the bull by the horns, taking the flowers by the thorns. it doesnt have the same ring, does it? >> dana: i was waiting for the press release from peta announcing mission accomplished because apparently they have succeeded in making sure all animals are treated ethically because now theyre going to spend their time going after language. thats a lot of prog...

Life where you either grow up and deal with it or you decide to give up and stay a little boy. >> those are my two choices. are you going to panic or are you going to man up and are you going to try to get out of here? i chose option two. >> and so he ran all day into the thick black of the jungle night, his feet raw, his clothes ripped by unseen storms. >> it was harsh brush, thick thorns, anything. i would get through it, at any cost, even if it cost me my life, at least i tried. >> exhausted,...

Over political, religious, racial nature. yet putins kremlin has abused the procedures of interpol to issue either red notices, which is kind of an international arrest warrant. against people who are obviously his political opponent. the vice president of yukos which was destroyed in a criminal lykremlin campaign. hes of course the leader of an international campaign for targeted western sanctions against corruption in the central government and there was both russia and foreign politicians who...

My name is mike, majority, that it will be a im in product development at comcast. blank check or rubber stamp, whatever image we want to use were working to make things simple, easy and awesome. here, on the republican side. there are going to be some thorns in the side of donald trump. mitt romney being one of them. lisa murkowski. >> floridas recount drama set susan collins has lost her to go on even longer. status as that. election officials in palm beach i think with kavanaugh, she county g...