human condition. the best comedy comes from your living experience. every comic sees the world through a prism that the average person doesn t see through. all we do is point out the obvious really and then twist it somewhere. i just can t believe the way people are, what is it with humanity, what kind of world do we live in? you re not alone ultimately. i think that s what the comic s saying. reality is fodder for comedy. because it s what we have, so, where else can we find comedy if not in real life? as opposed to what? fake life? you know. life is real, yeah. we got that. first a philosophical question. have you ever noticed when you re driving that anyone who is driving slower than you is an idiot? and anyone driving faster than you is a maniac! you see a million things a day in your life and they all go on the back burner of your six burner wolf ridiculously priced mind. a comedian comes out and brings it to the front burner. i don t like other peopl
the white house for some sort of victory party. ainsley: fire and ice? we are crying because summer is over. we are back in the rat race sending your kids to school. brian: how many kids we were at the beach in the every day. so glad i got that sticker. ainsley: permit sticker allow you to go to the beach. steve: we are sharing with america that beautiful beach up north. brian: yes, good point. steve: it s still beach weather. look at that. ainsley: the weather here in new york is beautiful. a little chill in the air. can you feel fall is coming. brian: go to the statue of liberty. steve: good day to take a day trip to cape cod or the island off the commonwealth of massachusetts. ainsley: like nantucket or martha s vineyard. brian: through ellis island, statue of liberty. good old days. steve: in the beginning they went tomas mass beings plymouth rock, stuff like that. as this turns out this all makes sense because yesterday, 3:00 in the afternoon, mor
the doctors really performed miracles very i would like to thank all the guest host who di a great job while i was gone. do not adjust your televisio screen, greg did not get more ridiculously good-looking. we have this stage crew remove the sippy cup because i don t spill or be like president bide without. it s a book that no one is buying, click the plus paretsky it s the. their bill was set at $0 which is the same value as greg s autograph. nice penmanship. sure, the readings plunged, it was an embarrassing disaster and we ended up having to let g all of them. at least they thought of doing the whole sure shirtless. boy did i miss you guys. what i didn t miss was the news. nothing calms your senses like total news blackout rate it beats an alcoholic blackout, right, jb? i don t know what he s talking about. in fact, i realized when you don t look at the news it s lik one of those i exam it only matters if you re told to look at it. when there is no news, you find
friends at p and g and low s. perfect day 46th and sixth avenue. maybe visiting from wanetca; 69 degrees going for a high of 88. it s going to be hot today. ainsley: but it s friday. steve: three hours away from saturday for us. brian: sometimes we have bands on they don t sound exactly like they do on the album. jimmie allen, that s exactly how he sounds through his rehearsal sounds exactly like you just heard him on his video with the perfect studio recording. what a voice he has. ainsley: you have an ear for music. you can tell the difference. brian: everyone in my family does except for me. i was asked to quit. ainsley: your parents were honest with you. some of those parents on american idol. brian: my dad, i used to play the clarinet. my dad would say what song are you trying to play? ainsley: mary had a little lamb. brian: bad enough my brother was a better athlete but when he was better at music i almost quit, gift the world. steve: did you want
book. the only side effect is me craving bamboo shoots 24 hours a day. enough of that we are learning more about the july 4th themed, i m not showing the guy but we have a replacement for him. this is a pile of horse [bleep]. and trust me it s an improvement. we aren t saying his name but that s not good enough, from now on it s just horse [bleep] from us. my apologies to the horses and their [bleep]. thank you. the fact is for every minute his face is on a screen, you create more like it, it s a power of the media. ask any woman who had a jennifer aniston haircut in the 90s. or me. enough with the guy s face, he s a mass killer, not the plus sized cover girl. of mass shootings are almost always linked to previous ones, they keep stats and record the damage like goals and a demented fantasy league. it infuriates me to see the new slap that face right up there all the time as they repeat the same b.s. we are ready heard before. meanwhile the victims get a quick mention like