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Mulaney, Richard Branson and musical guest halsey, featuring jon batiste and stay human. And now, live on tape from the ed sullivan theater in new york city, its Stephen Colbert cheers and applause band playing stephen hey were not going to let you hang there whats wrong . Jonathan, whats going on . audience chanting Stephen Stephen thanks have a seat youre very kind, ladies and gentlemen. Folks, welcome to the late show. Im your host Stephen Colbert cheers and applause happy st. Comeys day, eve...

A radio call in contest, where the hits are so old we replace their hips. What was i . Right. Mr. Comey, is there any evidence that President Trump colluded with russia. Not a question i can answer in an open setting. Stephen what if we i had made a pillow, would you tell me in there . No. Stephen can you give me a hint . No. Stephen how about i ask a question in a different way. Lets say you had anker orange cat, really fat and lies a lot. Would the cat enjoy drinking vodka . Difficult to say i...

Idea that these visa workers are taking jobs from americans . Not at all because americans dont want this type of work. Reporter even if the worker visas were approved today, by the time they were processed, the main texas shrimp season would be almost over. Strassmann, cbs news, brownsville, texas. For the first time in several years, u. S. Marines are on the ground in Helmand Province in southern afghanistan. Theyve returned because so have the taliban. Charlie dagata is there. [ gunfire ] rep...

Here in southern california, were in the middle of whats called a heightened earthquake alert. True. It means the odds of a massive earthquake hitting us in the next day or two are as high as 1 in in 100. Or it could be 1 in 100 million. Theyve been telling us for years you cant predict an earthquake, now theres an alert all of a sudden. Most of us ignore this stuff but some people are taking it seriously. In San Bernardino they closed city hall for the next two days alert. And because theyre la...

Were in the middle of whats called a heightened earthquake alert. True. It means the odds of a massive earthquake hitting us in the next day or two are as high as 1 in 11 in 100. Or it could be 1 in 100 million. Theyve been telling us for years you cant predict an earthquake, now theres an alert all of a sudden. Most of us ignore this stuff but some people are taking it seriously. In San Bernardino they closed city hall for the next two days because of this earthquake alert. And because theyre l...

Wednesday. Until the end. 8 1 2 pounds, youre ready. Thats a good, healthy weight. Anyway, we wish becky the best. Well be talking to becky im sure a lot. Hopefully well see becky, but probably not for a little while. A little boy and a girl. Its totally rounded out. In the meantime, we have so much to talk about. Well start with u. S. Equity futures and well get to the debates in just a second. Take a look at this, the dow jones up 77 points after last nights performance. The nasdaq up 21 point...

Trades, and george soros, and the purchasing, and what are you seeing . Well, as far as june when we were watching the unusual activity, it seemed that people were looking for the places to be, and that they find to be defensive, scott, and it seems that everybodys at least sounding an alarm about, hey, look, we will get a pullback or the easeback or something, 2 , 4 , 5 , and everybody has their own percentage, but the folks piling into the gold, when you are looking at the list some of the sma...

Live. Tara, theres an Apartment Building in jersey city. Theres a pool, its not open. Probably Donald Trumps fault. What have you got . Hey, hey, hey. Bill, its summer, so lets cool it off on the political talk here, and lets talk about things people really want to talk about, pool parties. Am i right . Well, hang on a second. Jersey city, theres a pool thats closed at a trump place . Back to politics. As the Political Climate heats up, so does the jersey climate, and residents at the trump plaz...

Personal freedom. We begin this morning with a look at todays eye opener. Your world in 90 seconds. Ku klux klan values are not our values. They are Donald Trumps values. You are doing very, very well with latinos. Mixed messages on immigration. Donald trump sending out conflicting signals. He is not flipflopping. This guy is doing somersaults. Heavy rain in kansas city leading to water rescues on the flooded out roads. An arrest made in mississippi where two nuns were murder. Rodney early sande...

End of this evening, im going to be blamed for everything that has ever happened. Why not . Why not, yeah, why not . Join the debate by saying more crazy things. Amidst the attacks making their case to the voters. I prepared to be president and i think thats a good thing. I think my strongest asset, maybe by far, is my temperament. Our pho the crucial first showdown on a special edition of gma. And good morning, america. What a showdown last night. You know, ive been involved in every president ...