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Musical guest, metallica, and featuring the legendary roots crew. Questlove 544 steve and now, here he is, jimmy fallon . . [ cheers and applause ] jimmy oh, hey enjoy yourself. Welcome. Welcome. Please, have a seat. Enjoy yourself. Welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome, everyone to the tonight show. This is it. [ cheers and applause ] this is the show. This is the one to be at tonight. Hot show tonight. Hot show well get to the show. First, heres what everyone is talking about. Of course,...

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And now, from the ed sullivan theater in new york city, its Stephen Colbert cheers and applause stephen hey how captioning sponsored by cbs are you . Stephen welcome to the late show, everybody. Good to see you, jon. Nice to see you. cheers thanks so much, everybody. Nice. What lovely people here. Amazing. Please, thank you so much for being here. Welcome to the late show. Up there, down here, all around. Good to see you. These people are alive on this planet. Thank you for being here. Welcome t...

Yeah. This is alice. Shes my life. Lets scwam. Stephen, i dont think so. Stephen lets crank it up and rip off knob. Stephen, that doesnt have a knob. No, its a metaphor for sex. Im playing in the key of g. Is that a g . Its it wont work. Ive got another one. This ones in the key of g. All right lets do it. Stephen, im a professional. I dont know. Can you even play that thing in. Stephen you tell me. Wow. Stephen lets do it. Its the late show with Stephen Colbert. Tonight, stephen welcomes Ethan ...

And featuring the legendary roots crew. Questlove 544 steve and now, here he is, jimmy fallon [ cheers and applause ] jimmy oh, hey enjoy yourself. Welcome. Welcome. Please, have a seat. Enjoy yourself. Welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome, everyone to the tonight show. This is it. [ cheers and applause ] this is the show. This is the one to be at tonight. Hot show tonight. Hot show [ cheers and applause ] oh, my goodness. Well get to the show. First, heres what everyone is talking about....

Stephen colbert cheers and applause stephen hey how captioning sponsored by cbs are you . Stephen welcome to the late show, everybody. Good to see you, jon. Niceo cheers thanks so much, everybody. Nice. What lovely people here. Amazing. Please, thank you so much for being here. Welcome to the late show. Up there, down here, all around. Good to see you. These people are alive on this planet. Thank you for being here. And i hope everyone here and out there is with a loved one tonight. I have terri...

Stephen colbert cheers and applause stephen hey how captioning sponsored by cbs are you . Stephen welcome to the late show, everybody. Good to see you, jon. Nice to see cheers thanks so much, everybody. Nice. What lovely people here. Amazing. Please, thank you so much for being here. Welcome to the late show. Up there, down here, all around. Good to see you. These people are alive on this planet. Thank you for being here. Welcome to the late show, im and i hope everyone here and out there is wit...

Well get to the show. First, heres what everyone is talking about. Of course, it is still the election. And i saw that Hillary Clinton actually went to her granddaughters Second Birthday Party instead of preparing for the first debate against trump. Yeah. I guess she figured being around a bunch of screaming toddlers might help her even more. [ laughter and applause ] thats right, hillary went to her granddaughters Second Birthday Party. Apparently she played her Favorite Party games duck, duck,...