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Thank you very much. Thank you very much. Welcome to the nightly show. Man, such a great audience. Normally you come to the show, people say, man, i hope i get listen, the audience i have a black lives matter bracelet, which is very nice. [ cheers and applause ] wilmore and it is very nice looking white gentleman a and said, yo larry, it is like, whoa. Black lives matter. I am like, all right. But, you know, thats exactly what he sounded hike. He asked if i would wear the bracelet and said he wa...

Thats right, mother bleep er, i havent forgotten about you. In is the nightly show. Lets do this captioning sponsored by Comedy Central thank you very much. Thank you very much. Welcome to the nightly show. Man, such a great audience. Normally you come to the show, people say, man, i hope i get listen, the audience i have a black lives matter bracelet, which is very nice. [ cheers and applause ] wilmore and it is very nice looking white gentleman a and said, yo larry, it is like, whoa. Black liv...

Captioning sponsored by Comedy Central thank you very much. Thank you very much. Welcome to the nightly show. Man, such a great audience. Normally you come to the show, people say, man, i hope i get listen, the audience i have a black lives matter bracelet, which is very nice. [ cheers and applause ] wilmore and it is very nice looking white gentleman a and said, yo larry, it is like, whoa. Black lives matter. I am like, all right. But, you know, thats exactly what he sounded hike. He asked if i...

Is the exact day holy crap, marty shes idiots are about to make donald trump president lets go back to 1985 lets do it, america this is the nightly show. Captioning sponsored by Comedy Central cheers and applause cheers and applause larry thank you very much. Welcome to nightly show. I cant do that impression. Marty. Anyway, im not doug brown. Im larry wilmore. Weve got a great show for you tonight. Tony crews will be joining us on the panel. cheers and applause very excited. Cant wait. But we b...

Larry i was so excited i cant believe this is so ridiculous. I blackreacted to it. You know what im talking about . A lot of you may not know what blackreacted is. Its basically a sudden uncontrollable physical response often involving running or falling over to magic, the owe quality or dope [bleep] [bleep]. Thats pretty much what it is. Ill give an example. Ill give an example. Hes blackreacting to magician david blain. Open it. Larry blackreacting. But it wasnt just me who blackreacted to the...

We have to, rapper jeezy is joing our panel later. Dheers plaws cheers and applause definitely stick around for that. And you know, before we start, have i to talk about this mets dodgers thing. So i was on the one train coming to work. laughter cheers and applause . Larry no, no, no. But heres. People are upset because the other night chase utley layed into ruben tejada, a controversial play t changed the game, tejada broke his leg, its horrible. Look, we shoot the show here in new york but im ...

To stop doing their jobs, hey cops, as long as killing unarmed black people is part of your job description, take all the time you need. applause . Larry and jennifer lawrenceaddn hollywood, since its hollywood it is already being developed into a movery starring chris pratt. Breep bleep i know, lets, camera, action, america thrk is the nightly show. Captioning sponsored by Comedy Central larry thank you very much. Than. Welcome to the nightly show, please, please. Thank you very much. Larry, la...

At the level of hype that can only be described as bad [bleep]. The big question, is Vice President joe biden running for president. Is scwoa biden in or out. All indications are internally that all systems are go. Joes not going to run. Joe biden will get in, im quite confident. A frenzy of speculation. Hang on his every words. A serious waiting game and democrats are sort of biting their nails, many of them are on edge. Trevor theyre biting their nails. Theyre on edge. It sounds like theyre co...

Course most americans would be ready to join isis. No. Nope, nope, nope. This is upsetting because, because i might have to change my unblackening graphic. All right. Roll the new test graphic he in case we have another black president. Wilmore wow [ cheers and applause ] wilmore wow. Those white people are really scared. You would think the blob was coming or something. Are you ready for the reblackening, america . I mean, really ready . Now to be honest, i have been ignoring car son because i ...

Shortly that showed that mr. Scy the Police Officer was attempting to flee, and frankly, flee and not quick manner that was shot in the back and shot multiple times. It was a tragedy. It was a horrific incident in our state. Before that happened, we would often here that that is not what happened in South Carolina. And maybe i think that many people said to themselves, maybe that happened not to people like us. The ones that video came out there were many new people sitting at the table to discu...