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Fashion, i would be good at. american political history, but that is politics. what else? law, can i have that? s are too obvious? >> jesse: we will allow law. juan, what would be yours? we can give you politics because lets be honest, you dont know that much. [laughter] >> juan: i know enough to get the answers. but i would say, historical figures, if you could do that, is not political? >> jesse: thats good. >> juan: you could do historical figures or -- >> kimberly: thats politics, too. >> je...

Factory worker, or someone not in the media? what person would you shadow? >> dana: i think you would like to go and be with a surgeon because you love science. >> kimberly: i love medicine. that would be very good. >> jesse: juan, who would you shadow? >> juan: just a fascination, i would go watch a baseball player or a pro basketball player, see how they do it, and how they stay in shape. it would be fascinating. that is the fan part of me. but i think intellectually, i would love to see an ar...

Question, jesse. as a point of contention with my wife. she always says that we went to the poconos. i always wondered why she says that. anyway, we actually did go. >> jesse: you honeymooned in the poconos? >> juan: we just got married and we saw my parents in brooklyn. the funny thing is, we had arrangements to go camping in the poconos. i go up there and the guy says, where is your camping equipment? i thought, dont you provide the equipment? i didnt think i was coming, a knapsack and equipme...

Irs. >> jesse: they might be more concerned about getting hit by a taxi. >> juan: they would think that we have too much military. why do we have troops overseas permanently? they wouldnt be happy with tha that. a woman running for president? >> dana: you cant judge them about gay marriage. >> kimberly: developments over time. >> juan: that is the genius of the constitution of the founding fathers. directly ahead, if you are not hungry now, baby, you will be soon. kimberly will lead us through t...

Old. i would say, somebody old in case they come back. they have a full life. >> jesse: this is dark. >> greg: if you go to mars right now, you are not coming back. someone who has had a full life. >> jesse: i would send the baby. k.g.? >> jesse: i would send kim. >> jesse: kim kardashian? >> kimberly: no, kim jong owen owen. >> juan: you think trumps available? >> jesse: martians, you all owe me $20. >> kimberly: "make mars great again." >> jesse: okay, next question. from susan, kimberly guilf...

Irs. >> jesse: they might be more concerned about getting hit by a taxi. >> juan: they would think that we have too much military. why do we have troops overseas permanently? they wouldnt be happy with tha that. a woman running for president? >> dana: you cant judge them about gay marriage. >> kimberly: developments over time. >> juan: that is the genius of the constitution of the founding fathers. directly ahead, if you are not hungry now, baby, you will be soon. kimberly will lead us through t...

You choose? >> kimberly: ronald reagan! thanks for coming to me first. [laughter] that would have been taken. >> juan: if you had been in a press conference with ronald reagan, you would have been the first person called upon because you are in a red dress and he had a weakness for red dresses. >> kimberly: oh. >> dana: there is your trivia for the night. >> kimberly: if i had better timing i could go on a time machine. >> juan: a time machine.an he loved nancy but i am sure he would have been f...

>> jesse: that is why i dont go camping. [laughter] >> greg: i just like to hike with very little on. i have a walking stick and a speedo and i search for tadpoles. >> jesse: that is where you run into hillary. >> dana: this is a tough question for me to answer. well start with addressee. if you were stranded on a desert island and could choose one album or cd, what would it be? >> jesse: not country, dana. sorry to disappoint. >> dana: thats okay. >> jesse: probably greatest hits from the 80s. ...

>> kimberly: i can already predict that -- may be my sons. that will be nice to know. you want to know if hell be okay and everything. i champion soccer player. >> greg: dana? s. s. you have answered this? >> greg: i dont think so. i went to jesse. >> dana: i dont want to see my future. i just trust. >> greg: i dont want to see my future. >> dana: i will tell you whose future i want to see -- whether we stay or go. >> juan: that would be depressing. >> greg: i would like to see my future, i woul...

Old. i would say, somebody old in case they come back. they have a full life. >> jesse: this is dark. >> greg: if you go to mars right now, you are not coming back. someone who has had a full life. >> jesse: i would send the baby. k.g.? >> jesse: i would send kim. >> jesse: kim kardashian? >> kimberly: no, kim jong owen owen. >> juan: you think trumps available? >> jesse: martians, you all owe me $20. >> kimberly: "make mars great again." >> jesse: okay, next question. from susan, kimberly guilf...