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Tell us. gregg. >> she doesnt want us to have the documents. last time i was on the show because she was instructing third parties not to give us documents we need to determine whether or not she lied to us. gregg: should she be fired or resign? >> if you want to go back in a time machine two years ago, yes. i mean, he cant get anybody else confirmed because that person will have to answer the questions that she wont answer. i dont know if you heard her testify about the hhs contraception mandat...

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Couple of dorito ads airing that day, here is the first one starring an ostrich. >> im upset. someone has eaten all of the doritos in the break room, making a mels. and ive narrowed it down to you two.. and ive narrowed it down to you twm. and ive narrowed it down to you twe. and ive narrowed it down to you tws. and ive narrowed it down to you tws. and ive narrowed it down to you two. >> well, obviously it was the ostrich, right? >> and here is number two. the time machine. >> want to try out my...

City? >> another planet. not here. i felt i was trapped in a time machine. i was like what is this guy talking about? this is the place everybody wants to come and live until now -- >> what does he mean? financial inequality i wrap my head around that. social inequality in new york city? i dont get it. >> when you say things like that my dear friend, the fact is -- people want to live in manhattan, so ho. do they want to live in the bronx or brooklyn? >> yeah, they do. you know how expensive pro...

City? >> another planet. not here. i felt i was trapped in a time machine. i was like what is this guy talking about? this is the place everybody wants to come and live until now -- >> what does he mean? financial inequality i wrap my head around that. social inequality in new york city? i dont get it. >> when you say things like that my dear friend, the fact is -- people want to live in manhattan, so ho. do they want to live in the bronx or brooklyn? >> yeah, they do. you know how expensive pro...

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