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Is im cheap. and i didnt hire a publicist. >> i think you should. i think you should. although, unless you have a time machine -- >> clearly trying to cheer him up. you did see they had ben & jerrys ice cream. didnt bring up kristens name, he was clear ly trying to console him. like he was going through a tough emotional time. at one point, an audience member said that stewart did did attempt to bring up public breakups. saying folks are acting like theyre the end of the world pattinsons reply, ...

>> i think you should. i think you should. although, unless you have a time machine -- >> clearly trying to cheer him up. you did see they had ben & jerrys ice cream. didnt bring up kristens name, he was clear ly trying to console him. like he was going through a tough emotional time. at one point, an audience member said that stewart did did attempt to bring up public breakups. saying folks are acting like theyre the end of the world and pattinsons reply, said it is the end of the world. >> hes...

>> new regime will be better. cant be worse. >> cant be worse. >> bill: how? >> they ended their war, their war voluntarily with iraq. their 8-year war. >> bill: they ended it because it was a stalemate. lost millions of people. >> they are not being totally rational. to attack be totally anile united stated. >> i think they want that nuke and use it if they got it, all right? but you, say you know, i would love to have a time machine to take ron paul back to the 30s. you had a lot of politician...

>> new regime will be better. cant be worse. >> cant be worse. >> bill: how? >> they ended their war, their war voluntarily with iraq. their 8-year war. >> bill: they ended it because it was a stalemate. lost millions of people. >> they are not being totally rational. to attack be totally anile united stated. >> i think they want that nuke and use it if they got it, all right? but you, say you know, i would love to have a time machine to take ron paul back to the 30s. you had a lot of politician...

Conspiracy theory. its -- good conspiracy theories have to be vaguely plausible. this one is too insane. it requires like a time machine where the creators of batman knew 20 years in advance to create a villain with that particular name, so that in 2012, it could -- mitt romney -- what?! it doesnt even make sense. its not even a good conspiracy theory. after getting made fun of for his not very good batman conspiracy theory yesterday, where its all a plot against bain capital, the conservative r...

Bane. the villain in "the dark knight rises" is named bane, b-a-n-e. what is the name of the venture capital firm that romney ran, and around which theres now this make-believe controversy? bain. the movie has been in the works for a long time, the release dates been known, summer 2012, for a long time. do you think that it is accidental that the name of the really vicious fire-breathing, four-eyed whatever it is villain in this movie is named bane? >> now, i love conspiracy theories. but that i...

Conspiracy theory. its -- good conspiracy theories have to be vaguely plausible. this one is too insane. it requires like a time machine where the creators of batman knew 20 years in advance to create a villain with that particular name, so that in 2012, it could -- mitt romney -- what?! it doesnt even make sense. its not even a good conspiracy theory. after getting made fun of for his not very good batman conspiracy theory yesterday, where its all a plot against bain capital, the conservative r...

family flying. these loopholes still exist. >> absolutely. thank you. its the top of the hour and i want to update you on a story thats developing. a bus carrying israeli tourists exploded. the death toll has grown to six. theres a great deal of speculation as to who is to blame for this. elise is covering this story for us. israel is blaming iran for this. why is that? >> reporter: in recent months they say the israelis have th thwarted atakes. they say they have indications it coul...

And we should take this very seriously. >> and if he could fix my student loans, hed be the man. thank you so much. coming up, say insourcing. i say outsourcing. >> the blind trust is an age old ruse, in you will. >> to the time machine! to retroactively retire that sound bite. [ male announcer ] when this hotel added aflac to provide a better benefits package... oahhh! [ male announcer ] it made a big splash with the employees. [ duck yelling ] [ male announcer ] find out more at... [ duck ] ...

Harkening back to a time when the left ran everything. no wonder they hate fox news, which means they hate you. non-coastal types who dont own prius, held together by bumper stickers. hbo hates you. you should accept the hate proudly. you earned it, because youre right and the show sucks. oh! thats all i have to say about that. what do you want to talk about? >> andrea: so you really liked it. >> greg: this was like a time machine that went back to fight old battles they lost. or something. >> a...