COM The Daily Show With Jon Stewart February 26, 2013
For what he thinks is a ziploc baggie of crack, although what i done i cut up a bar of ivory soap, cause nothing feels better than cheating my only friend out of fellatio, right . Yeah, so, ah, i have fun. So anyway. Im as hard as a towel rack, and some recently showered, welldressed ass[bleep] and his small, wellbehaved dog come down the goddamn grime tunnel. The dog starts taking a dump not ten feet from where i am. I go half soft. I dribble my chemically poisoned [bleep] all over the keds i s...
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