Things . Keep going. Yeah. laughter well, apparently i am not, because the viewers are always riding me for answers. For instance, are these letters . Lets find out. All right. laughter here we go. Yup. Right there. Yup, this is one. It says, stephen, when are you going to do another one of your inbox segments . Thanks for asking. Right now. laughter applause . cheers folks, tonights feature letter comes to us from stephen c. No, sorry, thats who its addressed to. Anyway, the question s, dear stephen, who would win in a fight, a lion or a tiger . Please say lion. Its important. Timothy daniels, ph. D. , age 46. Great question, timmy. This is a classic rivalry, one of the few ive never weighed in on. Lets look at the facts. Lions hunt in paction. Theyre used to gang fights. While tigers are solitary, hunting alone. I always put my money on the drifter, whether its big cats or bong fights. Thats a clear advantage to the tiger. When it comes to size you might think the lion would win beca
Wilson. Research version developed a breathalyzer for marijuana. And its already been turned into a bong. This is the colbert report. Captioning sponsored by Comedy Central theme song playing cheers and applause stephen thank you very much. Stephen Stephen Stephen Stephen Stephen stephen. Stephen thank you, ladies and gentlemen. Welcome to the report. Thank you for joining us. cheers and applause y thank you very much, ladies and gentlemen. I dont know what it is. I dont know what it is about this audience. cheers and applause . I dont know what it is about you people, but right now i am fighting a very strong urge to come out there and give you big hugs. cheers and applause folks, i have to tell you at home. These people smell fantastic. applause now, nation as a traditionalist who sees the world with commonsense clarity, these days a lot of our value judgments i believe are just plain wrong. For instance, if we really want to help sick kids, why do we make medicine bottles with child
I know whos been naughty, whos been nice, and thanks to the n. S. A. , everything else. laughter and my guest, a. Scott berg, the pulitzer prizewinning author with a new biography on woodrow wilson. Two million for lincoln, one for wilson. Research version developed a breathalyzer for marijuana. And its already been turned into a bong. This is the colbert report. Captioning sponsored by Comedy Central theme song playing cheers and applause stephen thank you very much. Stephen Stephen Stephen Stephen Stephen stephen. Stephen thank you, ladies and gentlemen. Welcome to the report. Thank you for joining us. cheers and applause y thank you very much, ladies and gentlemen. I dont know what it is. I dont know what it is about this audience. cheers and applause . I dont know what it is about you people, but right now i am fighting a very strong urge to come out there and give you big hugs. cheers and applause folks, i have to tell you at home. These people smell fantastic. applause now, natio
Pulitzer prizewinning author with a new biography on woodrow wilson. Two million for lincoln, one for wilson. Research version developed a breathalyzer for marijuana. And its already been turned into a bong. This is the colbert report. Captioning sponsored by Comedy Central theme song playing cheers and applause stephen thank you very much. Stephen Stephen Stephen Stephen Stephen stephen. Stephen thank you, ladies and gentlemen. Welcome to the report. Thank you for joining us. cheers and applause y thank you very much, ladies and gentlemen. I dont know what it is. I dont know what it is about this audience. cheers and applause . I dont know what it is about you people, but right now i am fighting a very strong urge to come out there and give you big hugs. cheers and applause folks, i have to tell you at home. These people smell fantastic. applause now, nation as a traditionalist who sees the world with commonsense clarity, these days a lot of our value judgments i believe are just plai