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Around 10:00 p.m. she will make her debut to tens of millions of americans on opening night. yesterday, she sat down with chris wallace. >> i wish everyone could see him how i see him. as a mother, i have seen him have compassion, as he has been with me as a wife, raising the small children. how he valued my work as being more important than his. >> eric: dana, what do you think? what should he is do and staying away from? >> dana: a lot of anticipation. she was originally going to speech monday...

Around 10:00 p.m. she will make her debut to tens of millions of americans on opening night. yesterday, she sat down with chris wallace. >> i wish everyone could see him how i see him. as a mother, i have seen him have compassion, as he has been with me as a wife, raising the small children. how he valued my work as being more important than his. >> eric: dana, what do you think? what should he is do and staying away from? >> dana: a lot of anticipation. she was originally going to speech monday...

I was tap dancing and playing my violin once at the same time. >> dana: well save bob, because you are a story. eric? >> eric: this is 5 years old. myself and my niece who now, by the way, has seven kids, lives up in chicago. im the boy. >> bob: which one are you. >> eric: im the boy, she is the girl. >> greg: bob, you always have that problem. >> dana: before we get to greg, reveal mine. one thing to know, my mom kind of handy in the kitchen gave me a personal the night before i had my kinderga...

>> andrea: i dont know. i was tap dancing and playing my violin once at the same time. >> dana: well save bob, because you are a story. eric? >> eric: this is 5 years old. myself and my niece who now, by the way, has seven kids, lives up in chicago. im the boy. >> bob: which one are you. >> eric: im the boy, she is the girl. >> greg: bob, you always have that problem. >> dana: before we get to greg, reveal mine. one thing to know, my mom kind of handy in the kitchen gave me a personal the night ...

Legs, but i am not picking him up. women like men with cars. if you are hitchhiking -- >> thats a good point. >> well, thats gregs point. he walks with a dura flame log-in between his legs. >> and it caught on. >> yes. and it is flame retardant. >> i guess you have to put it in the front of your legs, greg. jim, is this a sexest study? >> no, women are not a physical threat. it is a matter if it is appealing. we all know the larger a girls breast, the better a person she is. >> it is in the bi...

>> they were all winners in the sense they tasted delicious. im kidding. i love my pugs. what are we going to do about this? it is doubled. the number of bed bugs doubled in the last year. >> doubled. my question is do all of the billions of new york cockroaches know these bed bugs are taking over? >> thats a good question. and what would they do? >> fight for territory. >> there you go. >> the 14th amendment where bed bugs are born in new york are allowed to stay, greg. even if the other binggs...

>> thats all im asking. he would have the entire world behind him. he is being a jerk. his poll numbers would have gone flying up. >> maybe he doesnt think they are being jerks. >> there you go. why? what are you trying to infer? >> middle name. >> bill, i believe hamas enjoys mad men because they enjoy seeing women treated as second class citizen. >> i have never seen that. i like women. >> greg, bill is correct in saying the cordoba house is not a mosque. >> the organization? >> no, what they ...

Inteligence, you are in fact intolerant. if obama had balls he would have compared it with an endorsement of allah and ask mosque creators to think about those who lost people on 19/11. -- 9/11. if you disagree, you are a racist homophobe who hate to party. jim, welcome back. always a pleasure. >> thank you, greg. i hate being away. >> we think about you often when you are gone. >> the show suffers. >> it does suffer. everything suffers. what do you make of this? should obama have weighed in? ...

Official name of the place tweeted, quote, hamas does not and will not speak are to park 51. >> by the way, you want irony alert? ymca will be the first song played. >> good point. >> here is my favorite tweet for monday. it was in response for someone whose name had amish in it. one, what are you doing on a computer? two, thats not very amish, and three, shouldnt you be making butter? >> thats very amishly tear yo typical. >> that is what the people who are behind the -- the people behind the m...

>> whats going to happen is they will figure out it is all from the same guy. one guy has done it all. >> here is my theory. what if a daughter meets her father and there is no incest tabu because they havent met each other before, and they hit it off. >> glad your mind went there, greg. im is im sure thats what these kids are hoping for. >> im having a hard time in the dating room. ill find my dad. >> maybe dad will find me. the thing sthe mother has a choice. you can take a donor that wants to...