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Weve got breaking news on the effort to denegrofy the white house. Lets check in really quick with the unblackening. Thats my favorite song. I love that. So a latterday president ial candidate is back in the news. 2012 republican nominee mitt romney went on television today, and he had some salty words for the toddlerfingered frontrunner. Donald trump is a phony, a fraud, a con man, a fake. A business genius he is not. His promises are as worthless as a degree from trump university. He is very, ...

On friday in a speech but hes clearly going to bow out of this race. Trevor thats right, people. Ben carson announced they had hed leave the race two days from now. laughter because he even drops out slow. laughter i have an urgent announcement to make. And so i will make it in two days time. laughter oh, were gog miss you, ben. So its official, folks. Donald trump won big last night. Yeah. Republicans in seven more states said they would choose donald trump as their commander in chief and the c...

Whats the best way to celebrate Harriet Tubmans. Go to a club and free some trades. Shiefs taking her last breath and then she said . If you liked it, you should have put a ring on it. Thank you, thank you. And thats why Harriet Tubman should be on the 10 bill because people dont know bleep about her. Larry very nice. Robin thede, everybody. Robin thede. All right okay, june will mark the oneyear anniversary of the Supreme Courts landmark decision to legalize gay marriage. cheers and applause la...

Mate in 2020. Benye 2020 thats all im sayin. It also made me think why do candidates suspend their campaigns instead of just quitting, anyway . To break it down and give us his expert analysis, heres rapper 2 chainz in a segment we call 2 Chainz Explainz. 2 Chainz Explainz cheers and applause 2 chainz hi, im 2 chainz. Suspending your campaign is all about the money, larry. See, if you suspend instead of quit, you can still raise money from suckers who dont know you dropped out the game. Then the...

Cheers and applause larry hi, everybody thank you for coming welcome to the nightly show yes man, what a good crowd thank you so much please youre too kind thank you so much audience chanting larry welcome to the nightly show. Guys, this is the best crowd ever thats got a chance to touch my head before the show. All right . cheers and applause see, i have hair, right . People think im bald but the brothers got hair. laughter just an illusion for you guys. laughter hey, man, david david joins us ...

Wouldnt pick him because hes too moderate, and back in 2010, hatch called garland a consensus nominee. Well, g. O. P. , obama picked the moderate, so does that mean Senate Majority leader and oldage mutant ninja turtle Mitch Mcconnell will relent in his blockade against an obama nominee . No, it does not. According to his spokesperson, mcconnell called garland today to let him know, since the senate will not be acting on this nomination, he would not be holding a perfunctory meeting, but me but ...

Laughter trevor i dont think you won with that line. That was like a very, very sick not burn. Mmm. Now i know why we didnt invite mitt romney to the Comedy Central trump roast. Mr. Trump is so very, very not attractive that if given the choice to have a sexual encounter with him using jebs genitals, i would choose to do Something Else entirely. fake laugh but this whole announcement is a bit of a shift from the last time romney spoke about trump four years ago. Thank you to donald trump for his...

Roll the clip. Larry oh my god. Audience at home, google that at your own risk. Google had t. Larry or binge it if you must am ricky, thats disgustk. I know, normally you have to pay a stranger 80 bucks to get jerked off in a dolphin tank. Larry rickyk i asked to you prepare a political. Last time i saw a video of a dolphin being jerked off it was dan merino t was hey ho. That is. Larry stop making fun of dan merino. This is a complete waste of time. Come home right this minute. applause . Larry...

[ laughter [ laughter ] oh, man you know, the real victim here is the graduation gown rental company. [ laughter ] they lost everything [ laughter ] now, heres what makes the story even more interesting. Wile president obama was ordering strikes on a terrorist organization, he also had the time to do this president obama will be paying tribute to charlie brown, snoopy, and the rest of the peanuts gang. Hes written the foreword for the 25th volume of the complete peanuts, the latest in the series...

Okay. Old on. Let me just make a request for the rest of this election can we put a pause on sweating the democrats about race, please . In 1963, Bernie Sanders was arrested while protesting segregation in chicago, and in the 1970s, hillary went undercover to expose racism in alabama schools. Man, is that bill clinton . laughter what was he driving around solving crimes with scoobydoo . laughter barking like scoobydoo applause now, yes, both sanders and clinton voted for the crime bill in the 19...