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From comedy centrals world news headquarters in new york, this is the daily show with trevor noah cheers and applause trevor welcome to the daily show im trevor noah. Thank you for joining us our guest tonight, pras is joining us, ladies and gentlemen cheers and applause trevor big news out of missouri, the midwest of the midwest. As you may know, last weekend, Football Players at the university of missouri went on strike after University President tim wolfe refused to take action after horribly...

2015, and both are as powerful as ever. But as dib . Ixult as americas war against isis has been, there is one thing that president obama has made absolutely clear. It will take time to eradicate a cancer like isis, it will not involve american combat troops fighting on foreign soil. The president has ruled out american boots on the ground in iraq and syria in a combat role. The president has made clear there will not be u. S. Boots on the ground. Trevor that isco right. No boots on the ground. ...

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The cups are red and green. laughter that is the color of christmas. They didnt make the cups red and green in honor of stop lights or or to remember the time kermit got a rash. Like, that is which, by the way, kermit, is what happens when you sleep with two pigs at once. laughter should have worn a lilypad, yeah. You guys make it seem like the pigs are real. Its not a real pig and its not real s. T. D. S and just to be clear, in the news, they say, critics say starbucks is antichristmas but its...

Record, i think panthers should direct panther movies. cheers and applause its not gonna make shens you sense out there, but trust me. They know what im talks about. Actor ron perlman joining us on panel tonight. Very excited about that. cheers and applause oh, by the way, by the way, by the way, today is election day, in exactly one year from when the white house will officially be denegrofied. That means its time to see whats happening with the unblackening. laughter the topic today is the g. ...

Their undecided voter selves growth and Opportunity Party which is not as the same ducts an Erectile Dysfunction Support Group but something that wont give you a boner. 20 candidates for the 2016 field descend opened des moines for the growth party, the g. O. P. This is the last cattle call before the iowa caucuses. Trevor im not going to lie this country is weird. Where im from, a cattle call is where you bring together a group of simpleminded stubborn creatures, and bleep is partly responsible...

Captioned by Media Access Group at wgbh access. Wgbh. Org cheers and applause trevor thats our show stay tuned for the nightly show. Here it is, your moment of zen. Knocked over a child in a game of street rug by, the mayor took out the 10yearold as he larry tonightly, lawenforcemene policing less aggressively for fear of being caught on camera. Without with have thought the night stick with become less powerful than the selfie stick. I didnt see that coming. Thats right, the threat of viral vid...

Tgiwednesday, america, this is nightly show. Captioning sponsored by Comedy Central cheers and applause cheers and applause larry thank you very much please, please welcome to nightly show. Hold on a second. Ow yourself and before we get started, happy veterans day to everyone who served out there. cheers and applause especially to mr. Major al jones. Thank you, sir, for your service. We have a great show tonight. Shonda rhimes will be joining us tonight, guys. cheers now, as you know, the g. O....

News online. Yes, im talking about twitters new hot icon which has re heart icon which has replaced the star. Sorry, star, ironically, in the end, you are not favorited. A lot of people on twitter were upset. I think were losing focus, guys. Lets not lose sight of whats truly important. You dont measure your self worth in stars or hearts. You measure it in retweets, people you retweet or you go home cheers and applause yeah i mean, you already are at home because youre tweeting, but you know wha...

We watched two pitches to darnaud that he didnt handle and then a throw to first duda drops. Just ugly baseball for a moment here. Joe now 20 pitch. From familia. 21. Harold it goo back to what you said, joe, early. They just make contact. When you put the ball in play you put the pressure on the defense. And thats how they are winning ballgames. Joe here comes the 21 pitch to perez. Fouled, 22. Harold i dont think any ssff particularly the mets with all their power and all the strikeouts they r...