(April 3, 2023) More than 30 teams criss-crossed the island Saturday and Sunday, picking up trash and bringing it to the Madaket landfill in hopes of collecting the most and winning $1,000 prize in …
Listen up, Trash Pandas: A lot of shit went down last week, and I don't want to waste everyone's time with this introductory paragraph. Suffice it to say, I'm Elinor Jones, and this is THE TRASH REPORT. These Fuckin' Guys Webster's Dictionary defines "indictment" as "a formal written statement framed by a prosecuting authority and found by a jury (such as a grand jury) charging a person with an offense." I'm not starting this section.