teach you his trade hit it! you d better be ready for the fast hit it! and the furious. you re making too jerky turn. you have the car crooked. it s hard to fix stupid sometimes. then my life s focus is on demonstrating the jetliners should be converted into homes. what s crazier than wanting to live in an old 727. this of course is the proper sleeping posture. how about living round in your own ewok village. you have a tree here. and terrorizing your guests holy [ bleep ] with outsized playground equipment. please don t hit the tree. geez. please don t hit the tree. who doesn t enjoy a quiet drive through want countryside on a warm, summer day? here in north carolina, the open roads twist and turn and
what do you charge people to [ bleep ] their pants up here in the tree? one of the things is we ve got to make the ropes are clear before you let go. what do you mean let go? just stay on your toes. are we ready? crap. this segment is now officially out of control. sheesh. in fact, i m sure it ended about an hour ago. and yet holy [ bleep ]. i m still here, just hanging out. wait a second, niki, did you hook i didn t check the caribbeaner you come on. you re killing me. it s okay, it s probably ok. go ahead. you can let go. really? yeah, go ahead. i don t want to. you will after a while. briefly, i wonder how long i could hang on. but, only briefly. all right, here we go. three, two, one.
you ll like that. everybody wants to see you do this swing though. they want to see if you cry like a baby. you know, how else do you cry? really? if zip lining is mandatory, tarzan swings should be optional. i m not saying don t try it, i m just saying, don t blame me if you lose your lunch. is this the tarzan swing? yep. doesn t look so crazy. oh maybe it is though, maybe it goes all the way up there, doesn t it? yes, it does. oh [ bleep ]. i see, i see what s going to happen. so, we re going to pull you back up in the tree, 55 feet in the air. uh-huh. like a 20-foot free fall, 60 foot pendulum swing. look how big that vulture is. circling vultures, i just think as a metaphor, we d be hard pressed to find anything more, you know, universal. warning, profani-tree. hook me up, and if you have a chance, try not to do me to a premature demise. the chances are, you won t hit the tree.
it s a mustang. i like the way you say that. it s a mustang. let s be serious now. yeah. take a deep breath. and you build it up, rpms with the throttle and the brake. there s my tree. are you trying to top it real quick? i was. is that good? no. no? no, why did you do that? i was just trying to fit in. you know, the problem is this helmet. these guys are strict. this is it, guys. let s see what he s made of.
issued a shutdown notice and ordered him to stop letting the public into his lofty lodgings. he complied, but by popular demand, he reopened later. you are really up a tree here. until the following summer when the county then demanded he tear them all down. they told you to tear it down. what you do is you built some more. yeah, first i showed them it was safe. they said it wasn t safe. there s no way to show you it s safe. i put 66 people on that. two dogs, a cat, and i m not sure if the hummingbird stayed or not. so that showed him that it met code. after several more years of injunctions, suits, and countersuits, the county finally relented, and allowed the treesort to stand. this is fabulous. that s a bathroom in there, isn t it? yeah. it s a nice toilet. if you re taking a [ bleep ] right. be sure to stand up before you flush it because you don t