Vote in this election so, please, people, go to votevotevote. Com and register before its too late. And dont tell me youre too busy its 2020, nobody is busy anyway, coming up on tonights show n. A. S. A. Slapped an asteroid. Desi Lydic Foxsplains the hunter biden emails, and we begin an epic countdown of the top one hundred scandals of Donald Trumps first term. So lets do this, people welcome to the daily social distancing show. From trevor noahs couch in new york city to your couch somewhere in the world, this is the daily social distancing show with Trevor Noah Trevor lets kick things off with donald jelly bean trump. For days he has been complaining about an interview that he taped with 60 minutes saying they were so mean and so unfair to him. Now, the interview is supposed to be on tv this sunday. But this morning, out of moy, trump posted his own unedited video of the interview, and i dont know what he was hoping to prove, but just from the very beginning, guys, i dont think it sh
Distancing show. From trevor noahs couch in new york city to your couch somewhere in the world, this is the daily social distancing show. With trevor noah. Trevor lets kick things off with outer space. Its the reason people who arent perverts have telescopes. For years, scientists have been asking if there is life on mars, but it turns out they may have been looking in the wrong place. Astronomers have uncovered possible new signs of life on venus. Its surface is hot enough to melt lead and its cloaked in clouds of toxic gas, but scientists now believe something could be alive on venus or, actually, just above it. Professor sara seager along with a team of International Scientists spotted a molecule called fos feign in the planets atmosphere using giant tell scopes. Finding phosphine leaves us with two equally crazy ideas, one is theres some unknown chemistry and the other is theres some possibility there might be some life producing phosphine on venus. Trevor wow, human beings are ama
Im gonna miss you. Hey, dont forget me, okay . I wont forget you. Oh crap, theres more of them get him in the water goodbye, willzyx [cheering] swim, mighty whale youre free okay, manuel, hit it stop that is my whale im afraid youre too late the whale has been set free no now you see that your ways of captivity and exploiting animals will never prevail not as long as there are children like these who still believe in the beauty and the magic of freedom. For it is children with their innocence and their spirit who know what is truly best for all the world. [loud rumbling] oh, my god. We did it [all cheering] yay hooray [playing mariachi music] [laughs weakly] thanks for the ride, manuel. Si, fly. Well, see ya, fellas i got to get home before my parents wake up yeah, me too all right, thanks for your help, dudes. Well, we did it guys. It wasnt easy, but we did a really amazing thing. Yeah, i feel pretty awesome right now. I wonder if hell ever come back and visit us. I dont know. But at
Save the post office, Michael Kosta tries to smuggle coronavirus on to an indian reservation and how donald trump intends to win the popular vote. Lets do this, welcome to the daily distancing show. From trevor noahs couch to your couch somewhere in the world, the daily distancing show presents the Democratic National convention, electing americas first black president s friend. Trevor so tonight was the first night of the Democratic National convention, and i was actually going to watch it but i was in a bust fight on ghost of tsushima. It was too late by the time i beat it. I promise tomorrow well bring you the best highlight of tonights speeches. This years conventions are anything but normal. This pandemic is change hough we nominate president ial candidates. The Democratic National convention will get underway tonight to nominate joe biden, but hardly any speakers will be there in person. It will be almost an entirely virtual event. There will be no Convention Floor packed with de
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