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Trending And speaking of larger ladies, Michael will also reprise his classic turn as Edna Turnblatt in the musical Hairspray, when it returns to Londons Coliseum next April. Does Alfie worry that his notoriously shy and retiring friend will struggle slipping into drag every night? "Well, I think he will eventually get used to dressing as woman," he jokes. "Oh hang on, here he goes." Michael disappears from our screens and comes back clutching an enormous pair of bright pink stilettos. "You kno...

The Public Address Word of the Year 2020 is "doomscrolling", which narrowly beat out "bubble". But in a shocking turn of events, Public Address founder Russell Brown was unable to complete his traditional mock press release announcing the results of the vote. "There has just been far too much 2020," Brown told reporters, "and quite frankly, its used up my sense of irony. Im at a point where I cant even do sarcasm, let alone satire. I mean, how do you even start to process that?" After his brief...