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RICHARD LITTLEJOHN: Apparently, the Home Secretary asked staff to see if there was a chance of arranging a one-to-one session with a road safety instructor. Fair enough, shes a busy woman.

RICHARD LITTLEJOHN: The headlines revolved around Tony Blair, Gordon Brown and the other Miliband brother. Theyre putting the New Labour band back together.

RICHARD LITTLEJOHN: When just shy of 14 million of us handed PM Boris Johnson an 80-seat majority, did anyone seriously suggest what we really wanted was Jeremy Hunt running the country?

Once he'd been outed for borrowing a Kia for a photo, it turns out the Chancellor has four cars – we look at what he and his colleagues own

AMANDA PLATELL: What a joyous breath of fresh Cornish air it was to see the new Mrs Johnson walk hand-in-hand with her husband, her wedding ring glinting in the sunlight ahead of the G7 summit.

With an unprecedented Electoral Commission investigation into the refurbishment of his Downing Street flat, Boris Johnson could have avoided a lot of trouble if only he had followed the example set by one of his illustrious — and thrifty — predecessors. As chatelaine of No 10, Margaret Thatcher applied the same rigour to spending on decor as she did to the nation’s finances. On one occasion, the Iron Lady vetoed plans for a new carpet in her study. ‘There was a small threadbare square i...