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Congratulations to him. What a weekend. People were dancing in the streets like ewoks after they blew up the death star. Darth tax evader has been toppled. And america responded with a dance party. Young man, theres no need to feel down i said young man, pick yourself off the ground i said young man, because youre in a new town theres no need to be unhappy, its fun to stay at the ymca its fun to stay at the ymca, they have everything for young men to enjoy, you can hang out with all the boys its...

[ cheers and applause ] thank you. Thank you very much. Oh, that was uncomfortable. [ laughter ] everybody, thank you for joining in tonight. Im jimmy, im the host. Im the captain of the dance team here at the show. For the first time in about four years, its looking like theres no need to feel down. Ding dong the witch hunt is almost dead. [ laughter ] the winged monkeys are about to fly out of the white house. The cowardly liars hitting the yellow brick road. I would not want to be Donald Trum...

Or call during business hours. The San Francisco mayor says Indoor Dining like this will stop on friday, due to the covid spike. Ill tell you what else will be changing. High School Parties strike again. A Marin High School shuts down inperson learning. Residents ready for battle to walk their dogs. Coyotes are attacking pets in the neighborhood. Well trade the cold nights for showers. Ill have the timeline coming up. We know this is hard. We know many people feel exhausted. They feel isolated. ...

Airpods and hope he doesnt shove us into an oncoming train. [ laughter ] even with all this tension, trump has not lost his sense of humor. For instance, this morning he tweeted, we will win. [ laughter ] which is funny. We have a reality show host who will not accept reality. How pleased with himself is Vladimir Putin right now . That 2 million rubles or whatever he put into interfering in the election in 2016 . What a payoff. Might be the greatest investment of all time. Its like he hit the de...

Announcer stephen welcomes joy reid and yahya abdulmateen, ii, featuring jon batiste and stay homin now live on tape from the ed sullivan theaters Office Building in new york city, its Stephen Colbert stephen hey, everybody welcome to a late show im your host Stephen Colbert. Let me just key up here. Mmm oooh, tepid i thought that was going to be hotter than it was. Hello. So nice to see you. Speaking of hot have you lost weight . You look amazing. We havent been together for a week, and ive mis...

Thats not going to last long, i dont think. Its a late show with Stephen Colbert. Tonight the feeling is mutable. Plus, stephen welcomes dolly parton and musical guest Ty Dolla Sign featuring jon batiste and stay homin. And now, live on tape from the ed sullivan Theater Office building in new york city, its Stephen Colbert stephen hey, everybody welcome, one and all. To a late show. Im your host, Stephen Colbert. Were are exactly two weeks away from the election. So, if you havent decided who yo...

Unfit to be president. They forget, hes barely even fit to play golf. Trump claimed in two separate tweets that he was golfing to get exercise, even though he rode in a cart. That he drove. The point liger woods seems to be missing is that it looks bad for the president to be golfing with 100,000 americans dead and a stay at home order in place. But try explaining optics to a guy who stared directly into an eclipse. Not to mention the brazen hypocrisy. This is in the theres a clip for everything...

One that could endanger the lives of many, but anyone who knows donald trump knows that he is a man of great faith. And so on sunday morning he went to church. For the first time. He went to wait, thats not church. He went to golf . He went to play golf during the pandemic, because thats what jesus would do . I guess. I dont know trump thinks hes at the u. S. Open while the u. S. Is closed. And, you know, people say hes unfit to be president. They forget, hes barely even fit to play golf trump c...

Contract the coronavirus too. It was a controversial decision, one that could endanger the lives of many, but anyone who knows donald trump knows that he is a man of great faith. And so on sunday morning he went to church. For the first time. He went to wait, thats not church. He went to golf . He went to play golf during the pandemic, because thats what jesus would do . I guess. I dont know trump thinks hes at the u. S. Open while the u. S. Is closed. And, you know, people say hes unfit to be p...

They forget, hes barely even fit to play golf trump claimed in two separate tweets that he was golfing to get exercise, even though he rode in a cart. That he drove. The point liger woods seems to be missing is that it looks bad for the president to be golfing with a 100 thousand americans dead and a stay at home order in place. But try explaining optics to a guy who stared directly into an eclipse. Not to mention the brazen hypocrisy. In the, theres a clip for everything department, heres donal...