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>> and he had more to say. >> to be burning peoples property, burning police cars, looting peoples stores, thats 100% ridiculous. >> you know what i would rather focus on? this. >> oh no! >> oh no! >> thats a birdie. >> the mother duck prank is a little one. >> i know you have been wanting to talk about this all night. so, bernie, what -- >> bernie? >> sherrod, okay. >> lets go in now, greg. i know you know it is wrong to do all of this over cigarettes. >> thats my thing. >> who is policing that...

Someone who yoly have to say to you dont pretend to throw our kid off the balcony. thats not something you have to tell your spouse. >> i thought i knew you guys. just having a little fun here. >> i like pranks that illustrate a funny truth and not like ha, ha, your child is dead. >> you are right, greg and i like that we are leading the story off with a prank story instead of the people surrounding the building outside right now. there are tree lighters and protesters 55 deep off the curb, but ...

For boys they are jacob, daniel and thomas. naughty, joseph, cameron and adolf. cant argue with the last one. >> why is it all white names? >> thats a good point. they are all what names. here is my theory. it was done about christmastime so there are no christians so there are no islams or buddhists. it is the naughty and nice list. >> this is -- their system is done on computer, a website. i think through schools, there may be a bunch of schools and maybe more im poserrish ared -- im poserrish...

Remain forever, making it easier to tackle things. it reminds you the world is moving without you. lets face it, sleep would be so much easier if all of us, not just teens, didnt sleep with our comfortably charged companions, the smartphones keeping us up when we should be drooling all over the pillow. heres one last tip for teens from your uncle greg. youre young, good looking, full of opportunity. do you really want to sleep through that? get up and get out. you can sleep in during college. yo...

Remain forever, making it easier to tackle things. it reminds you the world is moving without you. lets face it, sleep would be so much easier if all of us, not just teens, didnt sleep with our comfortably charged companions, the smartphones keeping us up when we should be drooling all over the pillow. heres one last tip for teens from your uncle greg. youre young, good looking, full of opportunity. do you really want to sleep through that? get up and get out. you can sleep in during college. yo...

Clowns. >> and to be fair, the joke was in your talking points we saw. >> yes. diane, you asked greg if there was videos of him raping somewhere. i think you should have followed up. >> i plan to. the next time i am on the show i will have a rap video. >> honestly, i dont remember that. >> i think just to assume that because you said there isnt that means there isnt? horrible journalism. >> i tend to lie a lot on this show. >> more often than not. >> great point. >> thats boring. >> as they pr...

Here is the thing. i think the researchers are missing the point that these kids are leaving college and not thinking about race, period. thats a good thing. that means if they dont look at anybody and see skin color. am i wrong? >> i think people see skin color. my theory was that everybody -- most everyone opposes racism. but they go to college and they get this politically correct stuff m extrad down their throats about how this is supposed to be. and then they say "i am less interested." the...

>> he got 6 million hits. that value validates everything he did. it doesnt matter how cruel it was. >> i think he deserves a different kind of hit. >> you ruined the prank, greg. >> why? >> he didnt kick the real kid off the balcony. do the real kid. make us laugh. i am a seasoned comedian. i need better stuff. >> you think that was not great? wait. you are a parent. >> it is great if you want your wife to bang your best friend. >> that is my point. there has to be a way that she is allowed ret...

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