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Stimulated After tracking lower for the past four sessions, yesterday the ASX200 rebounded to zero out the net losses since last Thursday. Collect $200. The previously sombre mood was brightened by the possibility of US stimulus, as it so often has been this year despite consistent disappointment. More on that below. Financials were not the biggest mover (+0.8%) but waved the flag for stimulus. There’s not a lot of correlation between Us and Them really, except through bond yields. Technology...

Closer than the other guys. >> uncle jay, this is anthony bourdain. 103 years old. >> looking good. >> he goes up and down his botcha course faster than anybody else. >> delicious if this is a weakness of mine. they have these street fairs in new york where they do sausage and pepper stands. i cannot walk past one of those things without getting them. so how long have you lived in this community? >> 78 years. >> so, your whole life? now, do the first wave of italians who came here from italy, wh...

Benevolent to jay now. >> its a pretty easy read. each chapter is just like a page or two. when youre threw in the john you can put it down, come back and read another one. >> i like the idea of you reading it in the john. >> thats where i did read it. >> did you stay in the john? >> i was constipated so i finished the whole book. [ laughter ] once you feel it c, its almost too late. or is it? introducing new, fast acting advil. with an ultra-thin coating and fast absorbing advil ion core™ tec...

>> right. >> i wish there could be two "tonight show." let jay stay. i love jimmy fallon, let him have his show. i think and ive seen jay in person. hes funnier and has a sharper edge in person. >> right. >> but to appeal to a whole country, which you want to do, you want big ratings. >> and its not easy, is it, from a comedic point of view to be funny to a smart crowd in l.a. or new york with lots of comedy clubs and so on and want that slight edge, and then to be just as funny or as warm as en...

They love jay. and the way he crafts a joke, it should be a -- he could do a lecture. it could be a comedy course on how he takes a joke. just the way he -- >> hes the ultimate -- i always think hes the ultimate boom boom gag merchant. sort of a boom boom. >> exactly. >> this ones how sandra bullock reacted last night. got quite tearful. >> im going to start crying. but youve always been so kind. and thats saying a lot in this business because we like to be mean [ laughter ] >> theres not been o...

Tonight show" very first on this show. also actor comedian and owner of the john lovetz comedy club and -- his first job was writing for jay when jay filled in for johnny carson. a trifecta of comedic genius. wonderful to see you. >> i hope this will be the first of many appearances. >> i hope it will be the first of the next 99. heres my experience with jay leno. ive done his show maybe nine, ten times. always unbelievably friendly, courteous, respectful to me with my kids. i hear from other co...

I never heard anyone say jay isnt funny. jerry seinfeld, everyone they were influenced by jay. they love jay. and the way he crafts a joke, it should be a -- he could do a lecture. it could be a comedy course on how he takes a joke. just the way he -- >> hes the ultimate -- i always think hes the ultimate boom boom gag merchant. sort of a boom boom. >> exactly. >> this ones how sandra bullock reacted last night. got quite tearful. >> im going to start crying. but youve always been so kind. and t...

Taping with his guest billy crystal. here to talk about the end of an ear remarks actor fred willard has made 100 appearances on "the tonight show" very first on this show. also actor comedian and owner of the john lovetz comedy club and -- his first job was writing for jay when jay filled in for johnny carson. a trifecta of comedic genius. wonderful to see you. >> i hope this will be the first of many appearances. >> i hope it will be the first of the next 99. heres my experience with jay leno....

With his cars. he had a great line he gave you about the mechanics of money and how to make money. >> i met him in college then "saturday night live" he hosted it. i met him in 85-86 again. i said that was the guy that interviewed you. that was you? i cant believe it. a lot of comedians, you should be a standup and all this. i said, jay, do you think i should be a standup? he goes do it. john, write joke, tell joke, get check. thats it. and he had that ability. and hes right. to boil it down to ...

>> i think the day after his show goes off hes flying to florida to do one nighters. >> of course. >> so thats great. im not going to lay awake tonight worrying about jay. although he did send out an e-mail saying could you contribute a few bucks to jay lenos retirement plan? i said jay -- the one thing about jay, i know a lot of people who have had sicknesses in their family. jay will get on the phone and call them. i know a writer, teshon shannon, jason their birthday would call them in texas ...