News. Today was cyber monday, when Online Stores offered deals for christmas shoppers. Its perfect if you have a lot of people to buy for. And youre not allowed to go to the mall. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] President Trump on friday claimed that he turned down being named time magazines person of the year, after the magazine only told him he probably would be selected. Luckily, he has a 100 chance of being named person of the year by insane chubby golfer magazine. [ cheers and applause ] President Trump today hosted an event honoring native american code talkers, and during his speech alluded to senator elizabeth warren. Take a look. You were here long before any of us were here, although we have a representative in congress who they say was here a long time ago. They call her pocahontas, but you know what . I like you, because you are special. Seth this brings us to a new segment entitled, eight seconds of seth pinching the bridge of his nose. [ cheers and applause ] this ha
[ laughter ] good job, don, you aced a dennys placemat. [ laughter and applause ] thats right. President trump claimed that he scored higher on his cognitive test than all his predecessors. Psychological test could use a little work, though. Hillary clinton in prison. [ laughter ] Hillary Clinton in prison. A butterfly talking to Hillary Clinton in prison. [ light laughter ] following several postponements, Vice President mike pence will finally begin his trip to the middle east tomorrow. Apparently, it took them a long time to get his face to show up in front of a white background for his passport photo. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] in a new interview, white house special counsel ty cobb said that he expects the russia investigation to wrap up in the next four to six weeks. Though based on his mustache, hes not great at estimating how long something will last. [ light laughter ] this is still the hot style, right . Today is National Winnie the pooh day, which is why im not wea
Daily show im trevor noah our guest tonight Ricky Gervais is joining us, everybody cheers and applause going to be a fun conversation. But first, as you know, this past weekend, people in hawaii received an alert that a Ballistic Missile was about to hit the islands and, for 38 minutes, they didnt know that it was a false alarm. Now, that would bring up a lot of emotions in anyone and, now the numbers are in on exactly which emotions. This is an odd story but it seems that people celebrated that false warning of a Nuclear Apocalypse by visiting porn sites online. The web site porn hub saw an escalation of traffic saturday morning after the all clear was sounded. When the alert was announced, traffic dropped 77 below average as residents frantically sought shelter. Once the clear was given, traffic shot up 48 above what the site normally sees. Trevor i know the people in the clip were running because they were scared but this news story made it seem like they were rushing home to watch