So hes either trying to tell us how tough he is, or hes trying to explain his extensive brain damage [ laughter ] according to a new poll, former Vice President joe biden has retaken the lead nationally in the democratic primary said biden, im gonna win this thing or my name isnt whatever my name is. [ laughter and applause a record 31. 5 Million People are expected to be traveling for the thanksgiving holiday and no surprise, theyre all taking your exit [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause just how it goes thats just how it goes. A newspaper in canada ran a christmas ad this week and misspelled santas name as satan. [ laughter ] weird, thats so weird. The same thing happened to me at starbucks, said today was pie in the face day. And tomorrow is pie in the laundry room while you hide from your relatives day. [ laughter and applause mit students over the weekend set a Guinness World record after throwing a hot dog 120 feet and catching it in a bun. 50,000 a year, said their parents, who
The united states. And its been smooth sailing ever since. Trump plans to celebrate his adversary by playing golf and making love to an overcooked steak with catsup on it. This is kind of interesting. You know how the president has the best words, uses all the best words . Well, hes in monroe, louisiana last night, where he treated the crowd to what seems to have become his new favorite word that is not a word. Mueller, remember that mueller, with that hoax. The biggest lie ever foistered on the american people. Jimmy foistered. He did it again in lexington. The most egregious fraud ever foistered. Jimmy and again in tupelo. The biggest lies ever foistered. Jimmy used the word three times in a week. Ifs a combination of foisted and forced, which happen to be his two favorite ways to meet women. The Washington Post had a story this morning, and the president went Washington Postal all over it. It said i asked william barr to hold a press conference to do h declare that the president had
Donald trump claims he didnt watch the hearings yesterday. And yet even though he didnt watch, this morning at 6 54 a. M. He wrote, representative radcliff asked the two star witnesses, where is the impeachable offenses. That would be the end of the case run by normal people, but not shifty, shifty is what he calls adam shift, but i guess hes not a normal person. You know normal, like the person who asks a porn star to spank him. A normal person. Like you, guillermo. Ngs that yothank you, jimmy,. Jimmy and after weeks of demanding to know the whistleblowers identity, he tweeted wheres the fake whistleblower . Is the whistle itself not real . We dont know. Neither of us know. He puts the word fake in front of everything now. Everything is fake except for his tan, thats real. Which might be the case [cheers and applause] my favorite headline of the day today. Frustrated trump allies urge him to stop talking about himself. Oh, yeah. Good luck with that. While youre at it, try to urge him
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Its a dynamic situation. We continue to track everything going on not only in beaumont, texas where we have serious operations taking place for search and rescue in life sustainment. We have had a number of evacuations around the Chemical Plant last night. We were able to evacuate about a mile and a half radius around the Chemical Plant to make sure people were safe in anticipation of any problems. We continue to push the lifesaving operations. We are continuing to evacuate people out of areas where the rivers have not receded yet. In some cases, today and tomorrow, they may be cresting. The Shelter Mission is the biggest battle we have now as well. We have rolled out a tremendous number of assets to support the lifesustaining mission and shelters. Shelters are never an ideal situation. We are throwing everything we can at them. Its not just from the federal government standpoint but here again, his neighbor helping neighbor. We had a determined this meant of people stepping up to volu