Is a privilege. Just even the idea that we can sit in the back of the country and make wisecracks, which is really what we do. We sit in the back and we throw spit balls. But never forgetting the fact that it is a luxury in this country that allows us to do that. That it is a country that allows for open satire. And i know that sounds basic. And it sounds as though it goes without saying. But thats really what this whole situation is about. Its the difference between closed and open. Its the difference between free and and burdened. And we dont take that for granted here, by any stretch of the imagination. And our show has changed. I dont i dont doubt that. What its become, i dont know. Subliminable is not a punchline anymore. One day it will become that again, and and lord willing, itll become that again. Because it means that we have ridden out the storm. But the main reason that i wanted to speak tonight is is not to tell you what the shows going to be. Not to tell you about all the
Jon welcome to the daily show. Welcome to the daily show. I am jon stewart. Thank you very much for coming tonight. cheers and applause hey, guess what . I got big news. This is it. This is the final episode and what a night what a big big night. A short time ago, the first republican president ial debate wrapped up in cleveland. And i think youll all agree with me, it was incredible. laughter applause so. Articulate. And because of that, even though it is our last night on the air i feel a responsibility oooh jon but yet, we all still remain alive. Last night on the air. I feel somewhat of a responsibility nay nay, an obligation to devote the entirety of our last show to our standard postdebate full team coverage. And so. cheers and applause standing by tonight outside of clevelands quicken arena, where the debates were held weve got Jessica Williams joining us with the bush campaign. cheers and applause weve got hasan minha. Hes with scott walkers campaign. Thats right. Jon Jordan Kl
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