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Now its the left. they are going after charity concerts. they are going after charlie brown. they are going after the nativity scenes. anything that involves families. i wouldnt call it a war on christmas. so much as a war on fun stuff do you around christmas. >> bill: mcguirk, they are denying on the left, many of them, our pal jon stewart being among them, that there is any war on christmas at all. im making it all up. im fab brie calgt. i actually think im like jeff dunham. im a ventriloquist...

Now its the left. they are going after charity concerts. they are going after charlie brown. they are going after the nativity scenes. anything that involves families. i wouldnt call it a war on christmas. so much as a war on fun stuff do you around christmas. >> bill: mcguirk, they are denying on the left, many of them, our pal jon stewart being among them, that there is any war on christmas at all. im making it all up. im fab brie calgt. i actually think im like jeff dunham. im a ventriloquist...

A good golfer. >> what did you shoot today? >> oh, i dont keep score. >> i can tell you, thats not true. >> im interested in politics. >> supporter of mitt romney. >> you cannot lead from behind. >> mitt romney. >> we chose more government instead of more freedom. >> join mitt romney and me. lets get this done. >> paul ryan is in the reality wing of the republican party. >> the only thing really missing from our night at the catskills is a ventriloquist. >> ive got mr. obama sitting here. we own...

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the accused penn state coachs wife takes the stand. what she knew and what it means for the case. and only in america, new yorks pizza deliveries from outer space. this is "piers morgan tonight." good evening. in mexico, president obama just finished a major news conference after meeting with president hu jintao of china. the conclusion of the g-20 summit. some of the biggest questions were about the economy. >> if fewer folks are buying stuff in paris or berlin, that means that we...

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