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How do you like winter so far? We have snow in places that don’t get snow, we have below zero temperatures, and of course, we still have Covid-19. If Shakespeare were alive today he would truly see “the winter of our discontent.” On the positive side, I found ways to

 Today is the day before Christmas, also known as Christmas Eve. It is a time to celebrate the birth of Jesus. After his birth, three wise men from afar came bearing gifts. This is the reason we give gifts to each other at Christmas. It’s all the Magi’s fault that

    It’s December in the midwest, and that means that sooner or later, it will snow. When it snows, we will watch it, then shovel it, then watch it snow harder, then shovel it again, then swear at it and go inside and drink. Snow, marvelous snow.     Snow is important

Hopefully you made it through Halloween with no tricks and all treats. Halloween is over now so please take down your decorations. It’s time for the Christmas lights. America loves the holidays and this month is filled with them. We’re familiar with Veterans Day on the 11th, Thanksgiving on the

    We have officially entered the season known as autumn. Some people refer to the season as fall but that is usually because they can’t spell autumn. Either way, it is the season for harvesting, and reaping, and setting the clocks back one hour so that it gets dark after

    We are approaching the end of summer. Next weekend is Labor Day weekend, the perennial end of summer. After Labor Day, you can no longer wear white shoes or a white belt, or for that matter, wear your mask with the white side out. No more white. White privilege

Welcome to summer! Well, it’s not actually summer until June 21, which is one month before Jeff Bezos goes for a rocket ride in space. Bezos, the founder of Amazon, is going to space in a rocket made by his company, Blue Origin. This will be the first flight of

     It’s June! Remember June? We had one two years ago and it’s good to see it back again. The weather is getting warmer, the sun is shining, and this year I believe we can even go outside and breathe fresh air without a mask. Be careful if you inhale

  We have come to Memorial Day weekend, the unofficial yet widely recognized start of summer. Unlike last year, when we didnt really have a summer. But as more and more people get vaccinated, we are slowly returning to semi-normalcy. I think that its safe to recognize summers beginning by wearing our white shoes and belts again.      I am fully vaccinated but now I wish I would have waited a little longer. When I got the vaccine, thats all I got was the vaccine. Now, incentive pr...

  Here we are in the first full week of 2021 and it seems an awful lot like 2020 redux. This week we experienced an event of epic proportions that never should have happened. I am speaking of course, of the breakup of Kim Kardashian and Kanye West. It looks like that huge ass…and his wife, are calling it quits, thus ending the American dream, or nightmare.     We also had a dustup on Capitol Hill this week that momen...