hypocrisies. turns out the more sanctimonious judgments these the fewer viewers they end up happening because we see who they really are. couple that with the gloom and doom content that is always trying to bring the consumer is evil and you re left with an auditorium full of virtue signaling millionaire [bleep]. terrified that their personal scandals might be met with accountability. it s why she scares the [bleep] out of them. it s why they are like a monster s trunk. they stink of death. and maybe that s why the help were wearing masks after all. sadly, no mask can block the stench of clued this self absorption. the only people who don t know are the losers he keeps showing up thinking they are winners. let s welcome tonight s guests. he is won emmy s, golden globes, and my annual wet t-shirt contest, rob law.