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out. >> now, despite all that, im told by my sources theres not a lot of optimism, that this particular negotiating process here at the white house is going to actually end up leading to the real deal, and a lot of effort and attention is now turning to a different process thats happening in the u.s. senate and another alternate deal thats being worked out between the two senate leaders that could instead end up raising the debt ceiling. >> an optimistic late night view from jessica ye...

Financial system. >> reporter: hes arguing during the crisis the government could only focus on individual institutions, and couldnt focus on the whole and said that was part of the problem in his opinion. martha? martha: molly, thank you so much. molly henneberg outside the white house. waiting... bill: wait for it, wait for... a flood of new numbers coming into the newsroom, the commerce department reporting factory orders edged up .1% in july. that is barely anything. the first increase after...

Address. some reporter released the story claiming i am in a new relationship, and for the first time in a long time, was having sex with someone other than my cabbage patch doll. im happy to say that it is true, but its not just one relationship, it is many. i took this summer, and i took my lady parts on tour. and im calling it, wait for it, caslapapalooza. the hardest part was installing the stadium seating inside my vagina. this summer i made my way around fire island with this hairy jew. yo...

But there is one huge story that broke that i need to address. some reporter released the story claiming i am in a new relationship, and for the first time in a long time, was having sex with someone other than my cabbage patch doll. im happy to say that it is true, but its not just one relationship, it is many. i took this summer, and i took my lady parts on tour. and im calling it, wait for it, caslapapalooza. the hardest part was installing the stadium seating inside my vagina. this summer i ...