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Yeah, i was just talking uhabout yourico?... emergency roadside service and how its available 24/7 and then our car overheated... what are the chances? can you send a tow truck please? uh, the location? youre not going to believe this but its um... its in a tree. i wish i was joking, mate, but its literally stuck in a tree. (car horn honking) a chainsaw? no, no, all we really need is a tow truck. day or night, geicos emergency roadside service is there for you.

Yeah, i was just talking uhabout yourico?... emergency roadside service and how its available 24/7 and then our car overheated... what are the chances? can you send a tow truck please? uh, the location? youre not going to believe this but its um... its in a tree. i wish i was joking, mate, but its literally stuck in a tree. (car horn honking) a chainsaw? no, no, all we really need is a tow truck.

>> look, i dont like it. but its not illegal. >> and analysis of tonights big republican debate. were in washington, were in cpac. were in maryland. thanks for being with us. uh, hello geico?... yeah, i was just talking about your emergency roadside service and how its available 24/7 and then our car overheated... what are the chances? can you send a tow truck please? uh, the location? youre not going to believe this but its um... its in a tree. i wish i was joking, mate, but its literally stuck...

This point. the one thing ill disagree on is i think its unrealistic to think all the candidates are going to drop out and unite around a single candidate. i also think its not necessary to get to a contested convention. theres an argument that john kasich could win ohio. marco rubio could win florida. ted could win a state. and that the best way at this point to hold donald trump under 1237 delegates is in fact to have more candidates in the field in light of the fact that i dont think its real...

Hey, c.j. he says to me, why did it take you so long? i tried to make everything seem okay. he knows i love the ocean so for him and for me it seems like the most logical thing in the world. no, no, we just stopped at the beach first. maybe at that point c.j. did have a little bit of a suspicious niggle. he then says to me, im going to give you the name of another hotel. change hotels? hotel alm. he said to me, go there. all right, bye. >> destination change. >> we pull into the hotel. and the d...

Critically endangered but in one corner of cambodia there has been an amazing find and a sign of success. heres my colleague natalie allen. >> reporter: green as far as the eye can see and beyond. this is the central cardaman protected forest in cambodia. 14 years ago the government, along with conservation international, set aside 400 hectares. the aim, give the endangered animals who call this land home a chance at survival. in 2015, wildlife officials set out to see if it worked. they install...

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Parking is hard to find. seems like everyone drives. and those who do should switch to geico because you could save hundreds on car insurance. ah, perfect. valet parking. evening, sir. hello! heres the keys. and, uh, go easy on my ride, mate. hm, wouldnt mind some of that beef wellington... to see how much you could save on car insurance, go to geico.com. ah! (car alarm sounds) its ok!

>> it was found, salmonella. its found in animal feces, especially that of reptiles. its rarely fatal but sometimes death occurs in infants and the elderly. ten days after the first outbreak, a second wave hit. the number of patients exploded from dozens to hundreds every hospital bed was filled. by the time dave emerged from four days of sickness, he encountered a disaster. he owned a small restaurant 13 of his employees were sick along with hundreds of customers. >> we had virtually no busines...

Sfx: sounds of marching band and crowd cheering just you know walking, sfx: sounds of marching band and crowd cheering and i found myself in the middle of this parade honoring americas troops. which is actually quite fitting because geico has been serving the military for over 75 years. aawh no, look, i know this is about the troops and not about me. right, but i dont look like that. who can i write a letter to about this? geico. fifteen minutes could save you fifteen percent or more on car insu...