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whered you get those? >> a machine, you want one? >> no. >> you come home, turn on that television. >> take one. >> i dont want one. >> no, theyre good. >> i dont want it. >> what do you want? you want comedy. >> take one. >> no, kramer, stop it! >> and boom, there you go. a situation comedy. >> theres 23 minutes of magic. >> its so tasty, too! >> you fell in love with these characters. >> what you talking about, willis? >> we need to laugh at ourselves. >> you hide my clothes, im wear...

what is the problem here. >> you put my stuff in jell-o again. [laughter] [phone ringing] >> thats real professional. >> jesse: no one ever wants to make a big rut can you say in r. let things slide. >> i never formally congratulated you on your promotion. i would like to say congratulations. >> insert listening device into the body of the mallard. can observe jim, trap jim and destroy jim just like in the bavarian fairy tale only this time the mallard skins the toad alive. >> jesse: m...

[laughter] somebody brought licking as well, and lickings really hard to control. pete: so they say. will: what are you doing? are you questioning my ability to discipline dogs? pete: rachel, you should chime in,youre a pet parent, are you doomed to have undisciplined kids when youre a real parent? if. will: is skippy undisciplined? rachel: no, its not. i have disciplined kids, i have a very unkiss palined dog -- undisciplined dog. pete, when i have a lot of kids and youre working hard...

wally from space! the counting campaign asking the public to pinpoint the whereabouts of walruses like thor, a recent visitor to the english coast. and the australian open tennis tournament gets under way, with novak djokovic back and chasing a tenth title a year after he was deported for breaching covid rules. a very warm welcome to the programme. rescue workers in nepal have resumed their search for four people who are still unaccounted for after sundays deadly plane crash. 68 bodies...

america prepares for a potentially severe flu season. tonight, the outbreak at one high school that had more than half the students out of class. and, the fight over gas stoves.e cbs ben tracy explains why climate change has major cities like new york and los angeles banning the kitchen appliance. ♪ ♪ ♪ this is the "cbs evening news" with norah odonnell, reporting from the nations capital. >> odonnell: good evening to our viewers in the west and thank you for joining us on this f...

>> i dont want one. >> no, theyre good. >> i dont want it. >> what do you want? you want comedy. >> take one. >> no, kramer, stop it! >> and boom, there you go. a situation comedy. >> theres 23 minutes of magic. >> its so tasty, too! >> you fell in love with these characters. >> what you talking about, willis? >> we need to laugh at ourselves. >> you hide my clothes, im wearing everything you own. >> laughter opens you up. >> okay, ready? >> no! no! >> things that we might be afraid to...

cbs manuel bojorquez is otside the courthouse. america prepares for a potentially severe flu season. tonight, the outbreak at one high school that had more than half the students out of class. and the fight over gas stoves. cbs ben tracy explains why climate change has major cities like new york and los angeles banning the kitchen appliance. >> this is the "cbs evening news" with norah odonnell, reporting from the nations capital. >> odonnell: good evening, and thank you for joining us...

what have we always said is the most important thing? >> breakfast. >> family. >> family. >> yeah. >> family is key to the sitcom -- mama! >> its something that we all can relate to. >> shake, shake, shake up the -- >> in these peoples homes for years. youre a part of the family. >> one good thing about moving here is i have no friends and no distractions. thats why i got all -- grandma, what does fonzie say? >> hey. >> the family sitcom brings people together in a really unexpected w...

mayor a second term. when i spoke to the residents, mayor, they told me they feel more prepared, the city officials told them more about the flooding than in 2020. what have you done differently to prepare your residents this time around? >> unfortunately, weve had this experience within a short period of time and so weve learned a lot. so weve communicated early and often. weve been able to better instruct the things that residents need to prepare around taking pictures of their items...

miles beyond it, further than any spacecraft intended to carry humans. cameras inside and outside orion will document the trip because this crew is unmanned but not unmannequined. a suited mannequin that will collect data on what future human crews might experience as nasa prepares for a lunar landing in 2025. were sending mannequins into space. i suppose maybe thats been done before. none of this happens if the weather doesnt cooperate. im sure nasa is on pins and needles about all of...