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cloned three cavs that, once grown, will be capable of producing 50% more milk than the average american cow. so theyre putting our cows out to pasture like voters did to hillary. that is a reach but i approve. by the way, i believe we have a picture of the new super cows. [cheers and applause] >> greg: yes. off to a good start! okay. enough of that. lets talk about giant balloons, all right? >> yeah! >> greg: no. not those. i mow ten chinese surveillance balloon shot down off the c...

Sam smith stomps around on hoves while madonnas face no longer moves. this years grammy awards was held last night and it was as edgy as a hard boiled egg. if i want to watch paves with curly hair and makeup ill watch school teachers on tik tok. provocative apparel plastic surgery and virtue sing nals that could be seen from the moons that or bit lizzo. singer harry styles hit the market in multi colored overalls looking like a mechanic who works on clown cars. goes to show you that you dont hav...