New Music Monday: Rock out midterm stress
Girl 1: I wish I was a little bit taller. Girl 2: I wish I was balder. Girl 1: I wish I had a...wait, wait, wait balder? Guy 1: Letâs slap dicks Guy 2: You ever pee and it feels like throwing up? Woman 1: *holding baby* He would have been safer at the Hawk Woman 2: Oh absolutely. Girl 2: Well, it depends how much money he has. Girl 1: Iâm going to the doctor to see if I have bronchitis before I hook up with him again. Girl 2: Yeah thatâs smart so you donât give it to anyone ...
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