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Captions writers had to draw on their own experiences this week.

Caption writers really sunk their teeth into this one.

Caption writers came ready for battle this week.

Lots of twists and turns in the captions this week.

Print This week, readers were on a roll (of toilet paper!). Half the submissions that came in were about T.P. Plenty of Lysol gags, too. We thought Mark Palmerton found the right combination of brevity and cleverness. Congrats, Mark! He will receive Steve Breen’s signed original in the mail. The cartoon for next week’s contest is below. To enter, email your captions along with your name, address and phone number to steve.breen@sduniontribune.com by 10 a.m. Tuesday. Please remember...