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>> i am here to help the worlds childrens. >> there we go. >> this is outrageous. >> you go to greg gutfeld or wc fields on advice for kids. they hate kids. >> you see a manufactured crisis. why did you ask that question the way you did? democrats are not to blame. the mayor of tijuana has a problem for people in the caravan who are driving up costs. then you have the u.s. government and its the trump administration that has created this crisis. >> how! you never say how. >> i will explain if yo...

Post office with the wanted posters on the walls? my min question with the wanted posters on the wall, why didnt they hank onto this guy when they took his picture? >> seinfeld was the master of the minutia of life, the more specific he can be, the better. a boat inside a bottle. who has the patience. a writtenture craftsman. >> light, cereal, that was a balsy name, i always thought. life. squaries, its much bigger than that. this is life, i tell you. >> jerry seinfeld is technically and workwis...

Recent times, was about comedians trying to get as close to that profane world as they could without gets arrested. >> wc fields, an ornery guy, found a great way to swear without swearing, he would say drat. instead of beep. when he said drat, you knew what he was saying, hed say god free daniel, that was like goddamnit. without getting in trouble. >> so the rules were archaic by the time television came in. those rules remained, largely, you couldnt refer to sex, you couldnt swear. >> well wri...

Baby girl. >> bernie mack is not somebody you want to plug into any sitcom. make sure he feels comfort nl, not allowed to swear or allowed to be as big a personality as he would be on stage, that he still gets to do enough of what he does for the viewer at home to be like i like this guy. i feel like im getting an authentic experience here. >> i told you television was not going to change me, and it hasnt. i still share what i want. you hear me? a once-in-five hundred year storm should happen ev...

>> were never ready for the seasons of change, in october were caught off guard, oh, its getting cold, what is this, every year now? >> he really works hard to get all the funny out of the joke. like he really is like wringing the funny out. >> how many jokes about seasons does this guy have? >> i came home the other day i was helping my wife fold clothes, a little pair of skimpy underwear, i looked at my wife and i said, when are you going to wear these for me, she said i cant, theyre your daug...

About us. >> back as early as the 1920s, people were saying hollywood was the responsibility for the decaying morality of the country. >> and then basically hollywood said, you know what, stay away, heres what well do. well govern ourselves. >> the history of comedy, until recent times, was about comedians trying to get as close to that profane world as they could without gets arrested. >> wc fields, an orenry guy, found a great way to swear without swearing, he would say drat. when he said drat...

Network television show. >> i wont let go. >> you promise? >> i promise. this is your uncle bernie, okay? >> i had to get the essence of what was funny, but find a different way to tell this story that we could appreciate how funny he really is, and not compete against that standup. >> yeah, yeah. no. baby girl. >> bernie mack is not somebody you want to plug into any sitcom. you have to make sure he feels comfortable and even though hes not allowed to swear or not allowed to be as big a persona...

A joke. it should be able to swing both ways. if you could swing it through both ways, you got yourself a joke, a routine. >> those comedians who dont rely in blue comedy, they rely on their words and the punch lines and the deliveries. >> will you please welcome jerry steinfeld? >> jerry seinfeld. >> whats the thing with the post office with the wanted posters on the walls? my main question with the wanted posters on the wall, why wouldnt they hang onto this guy when they were taking his pictur...

The people are having it, and thats kind of what kind of government do you want? what do you expect them to be able to pay for? how much do you think americans should contribute to the government? those are bigger issue questions. >> greg: why are children so special? tax credits. you get a tax credit for having a kid. i want a tax credit for my barbell. thats every bit as expensive as a child. >> juan: who invited wc fields? >> greg: if i disappeared from this earth, four or five bars would go ...

I often have said because the ocean is a giant toilet and seafood to me is nothing more than glorified insects. your book basically says i am correct. >> well, wc fields says i dont drink the water because of the disgusting things fish do in it. shellfish in particular are crews stations of the sea which are the same thing as insects on the land. it is true they are insects, but depending on how you think of it, and it is about the meaning we apply it could be delicious, a delicacy and disgustin...