Howdy, Trash Pandas! It's me, Elinor Jones, coming at you with another TRASH REPORT. I'll start with the BEST news (for you), which is that 100% of the lingering zen from my vacation has faded so I'm as anxious and freaked out as ever! You know what I think would be fun? To navigate this cruel and unforgiving gossip world together. Let's go! I'm a Barbie Barbie, in a Barbie Barbie The major entertainment story.