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The Onion provides an in-depth guide to local delicacies across the country, examining the unsavory, indigestible, and beloved dishes that would make anyone with functioning taste buds puke.

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Some truly marry a cultural moment with artistic excellence, others have left us fearful of a country plagued by young people with terrible taste.

Biden is reportedly going to replace longtime loyalist Ron Klain with Obama administration retread Jeff Zients as his chief of staff, sources familiar with the decision informed Politico on Sunday....

To the party. thats what he did. in he stayed too long. cuomo was in his 60s. was he was white. he was male.cord he was someone whose demographic profile represented the democratic party ofof the past, not of the future. he talke thed like a mafia h don negotiating garbage contracts. he was a little embarrassinge d because of that.ed hi thes own people iced him and they replaced him with someone who looked the part. non andr one cried when andrew o resigned. >> they just moved on .d on. the demo...

White meat and that is why you have this controversy. because the radical environmentalists are about to shut down shark week. >> greg: really? >> dana: i think so. look, theyre coming after the lobsters. theyre systematically working their way through the system and actually, though, i have to be honest. when i first read about this because jessie was talking about doing this, i thought the complaint was there was too much focus on great white sharks, not like white people. i couldnt believe th...

This story from overweight people who can control their variable unlike us, i mean, were born this way, to quote madonna. >> dana: lets see. if they were narcissistic power hungry people, yeah, that probably wouldnt work. i do think that this is partly a product of hollywood. you know, tom cruise is very short. >> greg: he is. >> dana: hes like crushing it, right, very successful. greg gutfeld, king of late night. [cheers and applause] >> greg: yeah. >> dana: and not a scientologist >> kat: all ...

Health stuff hasnt helped their music at all. just listen to lady gaga. >> ♪ im beautiful in my way, because god makes no mistakes. im on the rate track, baby, i was born this way ♪ ♪ ♪ just love yourself and youre set ♪ im on the right track, baby, i was born this way ♪ im healthy now ♪ [laughter]. amazing. >> greg:. >> greg: guy we were talking in the green room you did a lot of regretful things on the for bus for the pet shop boys back in the 90s >> guy: according to your math i...

See, thats how you do it. i miss your beard. >> guy: im sorry, you cant decide which you prefer. i have so many insights on the topic but first greg i was watching your show last night as a matter of fact. >> greg: yes. >> guy: and i have to clear the air on something. >> greg: okay. >> guy: you, in front of millions of people, complained repeatedly that you were not invited to my christmas party and in fairness it is fabulous and great and its true you were not invited. but, but this is why. i ...

And being like, oh, nope, and around they turn and swam right away. theyre like no thank you, someone else can eat him. i am not messing with that. probably a smart move. >> greg: if you were in a cage what happened happen. >> guy: come at me brother. >> tyrus: theyre hard to see in the water but i did break one rule because i dont listen to white people. thats not true. theyre all the police. i banged on the cage because i wanted to touch one and when she came up on the side of me i was like, o...