Why They Called News Today

Hello friends, enemies, and fellow Cancers, with whom I vibe very strongly and complicatedly, as is our nature; it's our season!! I'm going to be honest with you: I know very little about astrology. I know that I was born between late June and late July and that some ancient beings/contemporary Instagram girlies determined that some of my shitter personality traits can be blamed on this, which like: yes, cool, happy to credit the stars...