[ music ] we are back, thank you. Hello okay. If youre just joining us, mr. Jack paar is here tonight. Elaine degeneres, stephen lang. What were you doing in new york . I was with the rochester Philharmonic Orchestra for a few days. Just as a guest, or did you play with them, or what . Yes, i played. Did a concerto in rochester . Did a little conducting and in rochester . Yes, and it was very, very cold. It stays cold in rochester about when . Next june . Something like that . Summer is on july 4th. [ laughter ] anyway, how many of you remember when you were in school, uh, and you would do something you got caught goofing off or something, and the teacher would write it down and say, this will become part of your permanent record. Remember that . [ applause ] that happened to me. Did you ever have visions years later, your boss calling you in and saying yes. We just looked at your permanent record [ laughter ] you threw a sandwich at Peggy Malkovich in the 3rd grade . But teachers did