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Syrian refugees including alabama and georgia. On the bright side for Syrian Refugees they wont be subjected to alabama or georgia. laughter sorry. U. S. College campuses are hit with a rash of racially charged student protests. The good news is thats a lot better than the rash that usually hits college campuses. laughter keep it at 100. And we ask the question, are some campus protests more meaningful than others . Im talking to you mario kart lives matter. This is the nightly show, lets do it....

A as the its the nightly show, america, lets go. Captioning sponsored by Comedy Central [cheers and applause] larry thank you very much. Youre so kind. Very kind, please. Thank you very much. Welcome the nightly show. I love you too. I do. Especially all my bald guys out there. Were in bald solidarity. We have a great show. Ty dollar sign joins us on the panel tonight. [cheers and applause] guys, first theres some shocking news. Im suspending my campaign for president of the united states. Larry...

Rhimes, the create of scandal and greys anatomy. Well have to wait and see if she went for my mcbaldy pitch. Tgiwednesday, america, this is nightly show. Captioning sponsored by Comedy Central cheers and applause cheers and applause larry thank you very much please, please welcome to nightly show. Hold on a second. Ow yourself and before we get started, happy veterans day to everyone who served out there. cheers and applause especially to mr. Major al jones. Thank you, sir, for your service. We ...

[cheers and applause] thank you very much. Very kind. Thank you. Thank you so much. Welcome to the the nightly show. They tell us larry. Spike lee is joining us tonight. [cheers and applause] very cool. Before we begin though im sure you all have heard of this shooting in San Bernardino right now its a horrible situation and still unfolds as were taping and our heart goes out to everybody. This is really unacceptable of the heels of the shoot at planned parenthood its overwhelming. Its happening...

Comedy central [cheers and applause] welcome to the nightly show. Im larry wilmore. Such a fun show. Thanks for tuning in tonight. I have to say, as the nationwide debate over affirmative action heads to the supreme court, theres one person in our Nations Capital who wants to make sure black students are going to college. Whew [cheers and applause] man. The first lady is rapping this is conservative americas worst nightmare, you guys now i know this video may seem like a somewhat lame attempt to...

Larry tonightly, three old white people argue about politics on a saturday night in des moines, iowa. Or as they call it in des moines iowa, a rager. Exciting. The Second Democratic debate Bernie Sanders says Climate Change causes terrorism, in response marco rubio says we bomb the [bleep] out of the weather channel. laughter i understand that. Makes sense, guys. And none of the candidates wanted to use the words radical islam for fear of promoting islam phobia, im good. This country loves islam...

This is insane. laughter and also, a great opportunity for us. Because, you see, all we need to do now is make sure none of their attacks ever work again and all we need to do is secretly replace their help desk operators with our guys. laughter imagine what we could do if we could infiltrate the system. Yeah, we would just be there like yes, im sorry youre having trouble with your suicide vest. Yes, are you alone and at home by yourself . Good. Well, have you tried turning it off and back on ag...

Larry tonightly, gun violence and america is back in the headlines, man, this is such a bummer. Im actually starting to miss donald trump. True. True. I do. On black friday the u. S. Breaks a new record for guns purchased in a single day. Every other country was like, you know this isnt a competition, right . laughter you get that . And Mark Zuckerberg is donating 99 of his facebook shares to charity after the birth of his daughter. I predict her first words will be, you did what . Lets do it am...

Hmm, you know what else might cause cancer . The 200 billion cigarettes North Carolina produces each year. cheers and applause maybe. Its possible. I dont know. And some people are mad that Serena Williams won Sports Illustrateds sportsperson of the year instead of American Pharoah the horse. laughter in response, American Pharoah said nothing, because hes a horse. This is the nightly show. Lets do it captioning sponsored by Comedy Central cheers and applause larry welcome to the nightly show. L...

Captain planet and planeteers left behind. You remember these guys, right . Earth, wind, fire and water i applicant am captain planet trevor i still cant believe we put the safety of the earth in the hands of a blue guy with red underwear. Of all of the powers, really, a heart ring . What are you going to do with the heart . Theout rest of the rings control earth, wind, fire and water. No one would choose the heart ring. What, did you show up late to the movie where they gave out the rings . The...