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Are you an ex-Catholic out of work actor able to channel their inner post-confessional child? Can you still recite three Hail Marys, two Our Fathers and a Glory Be in ten seconds flat without glowing redder than the bottom of a red-bottomed baboon? Have you dumped your superfluous conscience in order to milk the cash cow of commercial radio? Do you possess a speaking voice which could smelt iron ore with its well-modulated smug certainty?   If you have the ability to talk to potential adu...