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Justin trudeau, canadas Prime Minister and americas sexy upstairs neighbor. As canada continues its battle against coronavirus, trudeau has decided to become a little more hands on. Kids might be struggling a little bit with homework but if they need a little help, theres somebody whos ready to step in. Hey kids, i know were all going through a difficult time right now and its not made any easier by the fact that you have to do your homework around the kitchen table. Well, as a teacher, i want t...

Kind of give them a social interaction so theyre getting their food but theyre also getting, you know, that camaraderie or whatever from a person. Trevor oh, hell, yeah a drivethrough strip club now ive truly seen it all. This is what coronavirus has basically done to society. People are going to strip clubs for the food do you know what i hope . I hope they have the deejay still working as part of that strip club. Coming to the stage right now, shes hot and juicy, rotisserie chicken you know, w...

Bad session like we saw in the u. S. , snapping out of gains. New york futures are slightly higher. The dollar is stronger. We saw quite a bit of steepening in the Treasury Curve. Youre seeing the threeyear at around 24 basis points. We did see the spike in yields, slightly off that now in the Asian Session after the treasury unexpectedly announced that refounding announcement. Boosting that issuance on the long end of the 10 year and 20 year with the auction so markets are bracing for that surg...

Shortly. What do you observe this morning, nejra . Nejra im observing headlines coming through right now from andrew bailey, in the core with journalists he is having right now, that it is clearly a commitment to take action, saying the qe program is highly aggressive and appropriately is so. Also saying there is no evidence the boe is targeting any part of the yield curve, but what is really interesting is we did see a little bit of differing views in terms of the decision today. There were pol...

Levisohn, carlton english and jack howe. Ben, im going to start with you. According to the textbook, the value of stocks is based on future cash flows. And with Interest Rates so low, of course, those future cash flows are a little more valuable. Add that to the fact that this Coronavirus Crisis presumably will pass over a couple quarters, and that hes eye academically at least the stock market should be rallying. To you buy that . Do you buy that . I think the market in some ways have lost its ...

Restrictions but many businesses and states are seeking additional financial assistance. 8 30 a. M. Eastern treasury secretary Steven Mnuchin will join me live on how to help recover from the pandemic. Retail continues to struggles. J. Crew to file for bankruptcy this morning. We are expecting that. Take a look at futures, indicating a decline 266 points and nasdaq lower by 73 on top of selloff on friday which led the u. S. Markets in the red for the week, take a look, mornings with maria is liv...

Evening. Ernoon, good this is bloomberg surveillance. Im francine here in london. Of course, its monday. To everyone out there. A lot of the focus is on what we heard from President Trump yesterday. Ideal way to actually reopen an economy is well. Uarding lives as well look at italy as today is the first what they call phase two. Actually day that its starting to slowly reopen. His is what your markets are doing. The focus is not just on european stocks, but on you can see european stocks down s...

The daily social distancing show. Z. From trevors couch in new york city to your couch somewhere in the world, this is the daily social distances show with trevor noah. Trevor lately the news has been darker than the inside of Rudy Giulianis sarcophagus. But every now and then it is nice to let some brightness in with an ongoing segment we call ray of ray of sunshine. Lets kick things off in germany. One of the first countries to reopen and the place that ruined tiny mustaches for the rest of us...

Well, looks like weve saved our country from british rule once again. S yeah, it just proves we need to learn not to profile one race of people. St of well, baahir, i was thinking that aybe maybe i owe you an apology. Really . I realiz yes, but then i realized that, technically, i dont. Because by being suspicious of you,d your l i saved your life and everyone elses. S so, really, you owe me an apology. But thats cool. Didnt you didnt save everyone i did you were just out harassing muslims but i...

And for that shower curtain. Think about it, because, normally shower curtains see us apt our worst were naked, cleaning our butts, singing bad. But this one got outside to see that humans are not so bad. You know it wont take long for people to start using it for the wrong reason. Grandma got hugged but two guys from the bar will be saying whatd you just say to me . Awww hell, no. Get inside the plastic. Get inside the plastic, dawg. Lets handle this like men. Moving on. Theres no denying that ...