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is that still apply? isnt that typical government? sometimes your days late and a trillion dollars short. but a huge relief for new yorkers. we can return to wearing masks just to block the smell of ur urine. so for the most of us that stuff in the long time ago when we decided to stop living in fear and get back to doing the things that we love. eww. about the end of the emergency also brings with it the end of title 42. no, not level 42 ♪ this is over ♪ i aint coming back 61 righ...

cloned three cavs that, once grown, will be capable of producing 50% more milk than the average american cow. so theyre putting our cows out to pasture like voters did to hillary. that is a reach but i approve. by the way, i believe we have a picture of the new super cows. [cheers and applause] >> greg: yes. off to a good start! okay. enough of that. lets talk about giant balloons, all right? >> yeah! >> greg: no. not those. i mow ten chinese surveillance balloon shot down off the c...

but weve got a valentines day card from a very important person today and its our favorite vp. take it away kamala. ♪ >> hey valentine. theres a time to celebrate valentines day and that time is now, for celebrating. because its the time. love kamala. [cackling laugh] >> greg: how sweet of her. i think she sent a few. heres another. ♪ >> hey valentine. thanks for the candy, but i would have preferred a venn diagram and a yellow school bus you could see with your own eyes. [cackling...

♪ >> greg: oh, look a that. unlike trinidad and tobago she only needs one name, host of kennedy on fox business, its kennedy. [cheers and applause] >> greg: hes so sharp were handing out band-aids to the audience, contributing editor at the spectator, chadwick moore. [cheers and applause] >> greg: shes so hip grandpas want her as a replacement. fox news contributor kat timpf! [cheers and applause] >> greg: and when he steps out of the shower, the national weather service issues a fog...

how silky smooth my back is right now, youd understand. fyi, my waxer started a gofundme to cover her therapy bills. get well soon tatyana. but its a good day to mark your calendar because we may have found an honest politician. jeff jackson a north carolina democrat and freshman rep -- im sorry, fresh person rep, looked into a camera and said something weve all suspected but couldnt prove. that his colleagues are a bunch of phonies who dont believe a word of their own [bleep]. it was ...

shes harder to get rid of than brian kilmeade. and, if you look, her eyes, theyre crazier than ever. she doesnt have betty davis eyes, she has marty feldman eyes. i miss him. but imagine sitting next to that on a long flight. no wonder bill preferred epsteins jet. all right, people. that was one of the reasons. the in flight massages. but after two years of democrats telling us that it was worse than 9/11 to say that an election was stolen, whats their new message? take it away crazy l...

shes harder to get rid of than brian kilmeade. and, if you look, her eyes, theyre crazier than ever. she doesnt have betty davis eyes, she has marty feldman eyes. i miss him. but imagine sitting next to that on a long flight. no wonder bill preferred epsteins jet. all right, people. that was one of the reasons. the in flight massages. but after two years of democrats telling us that it was worse than 9/11 to say that an election was stolen, whats their new message? take it away crazy l...

show. you might know him from the legendary movie good fellas and heres one of my favorite scenes. >> hey pauly. >> im telling you i could tell anybody my son could be anybody. you dont mess around with that garbage okay. >> what garbage pauly. >> dont make a jerk out of me. dont do it. >> i wont. >> dont do it. >> okay. i wouldnt. >> you only understand youre on the air because i got you a job right. >> yeah. >> you see anybody messing with your show youre going to tell me right? >> i...

show. you might know him from the legendary movie good fellas and heres one of my favorite scenes. >> hey pauly. >> im telling you i could tell anybody my son could be anybody. you dont mess around with that garbage okay. >> what garbage pauly. >> dont make a jerk out of me. dont do it. >> i wont. >> dont do it. >> okay. i wouldnt. >> you only understand youre on the air because i got you a job right. >> yeah. >> you see anybody messing with your show youre going to tell me right? >> i...

trump bomb shells. at that time january 6th hearings yesterday a star witness no one ever heard of testified about something she didnt see which right there makes her testimony as la jets mate as smoke signals from liz warren. so whats the gist? that is then president donald trump was being driven back to the white house after the january 6th rally and demanded the car pull over so he could snack on an injured dog on the side of the road. yeah. it was a pekingese which he then sleuther...