country, you would have attended with jay and that s the difference. if you don t like what i have on, now you can click around and say let me go back to jay, oh i heard jay have something i may have missed. they both e involved their style. they came out of the carson thing, then the first instinct is to sort of do it like that, then their personalities emerged. there was plays with the structure. you need the structure, without it you don t have comedy. people like to foe wat rules are. how do you begin to deciding how you re going to be different? make no mistake about it i will be fired from this job. it s just a matter of when. i m sure you ve heard angelina jolie file for divorce from brad pitt. they broke this story every week
person to talk like a human being on stage. he did for comedy what was done for acting which is he humanized it. i have to report to you but the largest news last week was the soviet spaceman invited to lunch by the queen. she hasn t mentioned me has she. he came out with a newspaper and he reacted in live time to the news as he was reading it, which is a real high wire. bob hope famously said, you got to always balance your humor or you re going to offend somebody. mort did not care. i m not the most toll recently guy in the world, i m intoll recently. the act is the statement of a lone guy in rebollon. that s why people call it negative. it s mainly . i don t talk about the news i m a v of me news.
on a tight schedule. too soon s tricky. sometimes it s too soon but not if the joke s good enough. if it s good enough it s never too soon. everyone has their own version of that, but the comedian does not decide, the audience decide whether it was acceptable or not. another may labor shawn airlines plane too soon, too soon baby. my problem is it s not too soon it s a wish i could think the [ bleep ] faster. the more offensive the subject the funnier it has to be. i was thinking the other day you can figure out how bad a person you are about how soon after september 11th how soon your masturbated how soon you waited. for me it s tweechb the two buildings going down so i had the feeling i had to do it i had to, otherwise they d win. it was a strange time for all of
we don t know how it s going to settle. can there be a case where if you don t use the word for a right ethic group, gender, people get hyped up about it, yes. those are exactly the waters comedy should be traveling. i will always change and try to learn the new terms but you got to give me wiggle room. if you get hung up on words then you re going to let that lot of evil mother [ bleep ] slip through. evil people learn the correct terms quickly. a lot of the good guys, they [ bleep ] up a couple of words but listen to their heart. having contsstrain make comedy betecau itster b spurs innovation. sometimes wn you have to work around something even for a silly reason, it can make things funnier. i love they re setting this high bar because comedy will always find a way over it.
it. there has to be a little bit of fear that something could happen. this is a clean one. the only apology that should be made for a joke is i m sorry people didn t find it funny. maybe you took a swing and a miss. they write a very nasty article about me with a headline you cannot joke about rape. turns out you can. the whole politically correct thing that s going on right now, i m happy it s going on but it s nothing new. every couple of decades there has to be this big ugly, let s take it all apart and see what comes out the other side. i caught myself a few years ago fighting gay. i say gay, that s so gay. i just say gay, i have gay friends, i don t mean it like gay i mean it like it s gay. like, it s lame. and i stop myself and say what