February 19, 2021
Views: Well, slap my ass and call me Myrtle, Ted Cruz wasnt abandoning his constituents, he was just being a great dad! How can you cynical liberals be so cruel as to question this fine Texans intentions when all he was doing was protecting his children from the cold, and his wife from the taunts of others, like he has done so many other times in the past? I mean, who among us hasnt thrown our children under the bus on national TV to mitigate a PR disaster of our own making? Come ON, people! H...