December 15, 2020
CUPERTINO, CA – Tech giant Apple introduced the world to a brand new member of the Airpod family, the Apple Airpod Max. This Bluetooth headphone promises high-fidelity audio, adaptive EQ, a $779 Cdn price tag and their newest feature, Active Sensibility Cancelation.
“The sensibility cancellation is a marvellous technology and we’re proud to be the first to implement it,” wrote Tim Cook, CEO of Apple, in a statement. “It actively cancels any sensible or reasonable thought you might have about your future purchase from Apple and says to you ‘You’re in too deep already’”.
“Once you sink in $549 on a pair of headphones that don’t even have MagSafe charging or come with a charger block, you’re too deep to ever leave the Apple family. Might as well get rid of your ergonomic mouse and slowly succumb as the Magic Mouse 2 gives you Carpal Tunnel Syndrome,” Cook added.