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Unfortunately for Roberto, however, he has one unbelievable problem when it comes to his monstrous Mexican manhood; women are too afraid to have sex with him due to its gargantuan size.
As a result, Cabrera is actually quite lonely and, in addition to his womanly woes, he also wants his penis to officially be classified as a disability, especially as his genitalia gets in his way a lot and he s unable to hold down a job.
His penis, you see, hangs down well below his knees.
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That s right, well below his knees. Not around his knees or just above his knees. Well below his knees.
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