SATIRE â According to the University of Louisiana at Lafayette Parking and Mad Stacks Director Bleedum Drye, parking tickets at the university will be going from $50 to $1 million on Thursday, April 1.
âTimes are tough and we need money,â Drye said. âBut hey, weâll probably finish all our beautification projects quicker this way!â
Art History Major Kali Graphy said there isnât enough money in her entire family to pay if she gets a parking ticket after Thursday.
âI donât think anyone in my family has made $1 million over the course of their lifetimes, and I probably wonât either,â Franks said. âI donât know how theyâre going to expect us to pay.â